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Slick Dick

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Sex Charge Hook

8/25/2008 11:37 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

He may look like a sex offender, but Andy Dick won't be prosecuted as one -- over an incident where he allegedly pulled down a 17-year-old girl's top outside that chicken joint last month.

A rep for the DA handling the case just released a statement saying, "We found that his actions were more in line with an assault than a sexual battery. It didn't appear to be an overt sexual act."

The Dick still faces four misdemeanor counts from his drunken tirade at the Murrieta, Ca. Buffalo Wild Wings, and will be arraigned next week for battery, unlawful possession of a controlled substance, public intoxication and possession of less than one ounce of marijuana.

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Blah    

Is it just me or does this pic remind you of a certain individual from the Simpsons???? Sideshow Bob......anyone?? ha!

2250 days ago
17.

OCD    



No, he definitely ain't quite right.

2250 days ago
18.

Crabby    

So as long as you're a flamer you can't get tagged for sexual assault against the opposite sex?

2250 days ago
19.

hottie    

he's REALLY hard to look at..... they need to put him on a remote island with gary glitter and michael jackson

2250 days ago
20.

BETTYB    

What is wrong with you people out there????!!!!! Save this guy from himself for goodness sakes! Don't give him a pass from disgusting behavior which will only continue if he doesn't learn how wrong it is!

2250 days ago
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PolarBear    

Looks like his days of freedom are about over and his days of operating a call girl operation out of his own jail cell are juat about to start.

2250 days ago
22.

Joanne    

Please, ANdy, put your glasses back on!!

2250 days ago
23.

natural woman    

ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS "SCARY,SCARY"

2250 days ago
24.

blow me    

That really is unbelievable. Anyone else would have be charged.Except fr O.J.

2250 days ago
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know it all    

This jerk belongs in a rehab..1 year at least..but since he is such an A hole..I hope they put his ass behind bars..l.for some real time..6 mo at least

2250 days ago
26.

Leela    

Did anyone else instantly think of Charles Manson when they saw that photo? The sexual assault charge should have stuck but either way he needs to be locked up in a psychiatric facility, he is seriously deranged. He's just another mentally unbalanced idiot who is self-medicating, only his behavior is affecting other people.

2250 days ago
27.

J9    

All the charges should stick and this foul excuse for a human should be locked up -- except the charge for possession. When are we going to stop clogging up the courts with marijuana charges? Its too ridiculous.

2250 days ago
28.

l.a girl87    

Um...can someone just beat him within an inch of his life already!!!!!!??
Sick bastard is always drunk and obnoxious.

2250 days ago
29.

ginger    

Ya get the feeling something is not quite connected looking at him. Kind of like this is your brain on drugs commercial.

2250 days ago
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Ms_Tell_It_Like_It_Is    

I dislike this creep as much as any of you, but I am pretty sure his actions IN THIS CASE were simply those of a drunk douchbag that thought he could get away with anything because the people involved wanted a pic with him. Note I said THIS CASE, as I honestly don't know what his really like or what his sexual orientation/preferences are. They just need to charge him with something he can be prosecuted for successfully so he doesn't skate away with no charges.

This is an especially creepy mugshot. I hope TMZ doesn't try to make us see it much, cause I will stop clicking on these pages if its on them.

2250 days ago
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