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Actress Claims Cut-Rite Cut Wrong

Posted Aug 26th 2008 11:08AM by TMZ Staff

An actress who played a waitress on "Everybody Loves Raymond" has filed a lawsuit against a grocery chain and Alcoa, claiming she cut herself on the teeth of a wax-paper box, like four million people do every month.

Valerie DeKeyser is going after Vons and the aluminum company, claiming she got a bad box of Cut-Rite paper. As she put it, the box "differed from other ostensibly identical units of the same product."

No word yet from Vons or Alcoa, but we have an idea for a response -- ha ha ha.

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1. Okay, that's just sad.

Posted at 1:31PM on Aug 26th 2008 by Bitchykins

2. IT HAPPENS TO ME A LOT, I WANT A PIECE TOO HEHEHE

Posted at 11:44AM on Aug 26th 2008 by Bibi

3. THIS HAPPENED 3-10-07 AND SHE IS JUST NOW SUING? IDIOT PROBABLY OPENED THE BOX WRONG, THOSE THINGS ARE HARD TO OPEN. MAYBE SHE AND CRAPDASHIAN CAN DO A ROAD SHOW: THE CUT HEARD 'ROUND THE WORLD. TWO STUPID BIMBOS.

Posted at 11:43AM on Aug 26th 2008 by JJ

4. You mean I could have sued everytime I cut myself on one of those damn boxes? I could have billionaire by now!

Posted at 11:47AM on Aug 26th 2008 by glgriffith

5. One time, back in 87', I broke my fingernail on a pez dispenser. I will OWN the pez company before this day is over!!!

Posted at 11:56AM on Aug 26th 2008 by ilovecelebritycrap

6. ALUMINUM FOIL IS THE ENEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 12:10PM on Aug 26th 2008 by JJ

7. Damn, I would be richer than Oprah if I ahd sued everytime I cut myself on a box of Aluminum Foil. Did I ever miss the boat on that one.

Obviously this "actress" can't get work.

Posted at 12:14PM on Aug 26th 2008 by Tony

8. Oh my god I cut my hand slicing an English Muffin last year! I'm suing English Muffins, the grocery store that sold them to me AND the company that made the knife. See you all in Saint-Tropez...

Posted at 12:31PM on Aug 26th 2008 by I hate paparazzi

9. HERE;S YOUR SIGN

Posted at 12:42PM on Aug 26th 2008 by juscus

10. May I join a class action suit with her?

Posted at 1:17PM on Aug 26th 2008 by Kay

11. Sounds like she tried to down the box.

Posted at 2:09PM on Aug 26th 2008 by I give a Damm

12. I got you PIECE Bibi

Posted at 2:09PM on Aug 26th 2008 by I give a Damm

13. Vons is owned and operated by Safeway. Probably this gal and her lawyer friend realized that there is money to possibly be sucked from them. I am a longtime Safeway employee, and I have handled many customer injuries, and I can tell you that Safeway has a bevvy of lawyers and attorneys and their resources far outweigh those of a sometimes actress. In other words, lotsa luck--she's going to need it.

Posted at 1:58PM on Aug 26th 2008 by Dude

14. What was she doing making her tin foil hat?

Posted at 2:07PM on Aug 26th 2008 by stop the madness

15. She's a complete moron.

Posted at 3:55PM on Aug 26th 2008 by jojo12

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