Beauty
Kelly O: Beauty Is in the Black Eye of the Beholder

Doing her best Rocky Balboa impression, a bandaged and bruised Kelly Osbourne emerged from her London home on Tuesday with a shiner on her left eye.

We're told Kelly was headed to the doctor to have the black eye checked out. No word on what or who caused it.



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61. MOOOOOOOOOO! where are her utters?

Posted at 10:18AM on Aug 27th 2008 by long dong silver

62. Quick somebody tell kelly that snacking bag of something in her hand is what makes her fat.

Posted at 10:32AM on Aug 27th 2008 by Bob

63. She looks a LOT like Rosie O'bigmouth, only younger and less messy.

Posted at 12:35PM on Aug 27th 2008 by Ms_Tell_It_Like_It_Is

64. Dear, dear Kwelly........what happened? That second career with the WWE didn't quite work out? Kinda sucks when there is no adoring public screaming for your next "album" or even for a "public appearence'.....Huh? It gives me hope that the general public is FINALLY putting the kabosh and ignoring the media-whoring offspring of famous parents who constantly assault our senses with their "talent!" Though I am curious as to why any papparazi would be wasting a digital image and even worse........waiting on you!!! Looking into my crystal balls to forecast the future...........I predict that if you can't work this little boo-boo into "an exclusive interview" with one of them sleezy entertainment shows (TMZ excluded......they're classy!) then I foresee a pregnancy coming on! You'll call the sleeze shows to start the rumor-mill churning, while disguising yourself, hoping the media hysteria over who would "father" the spawn of a spawn! Oops......the phone's ringing and it's Klay Ache-in...........he just whipped up another batch of fresh baby batter.....so the turkey baster is loaded!!!

Posted at 6:59PM on Aug 27th 2008 by Braindamaged2too

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