Kelly O: Beauty Is in the Black Eye of the Beholder

Dear, dear Kwelly........what happened? That second career with the WWE didn't quite work out? Kinda sucks when there is no adoring public screaming for your next "album" or even for a "public appearence'.....Huh? It gives me hope that the general public is FINALLY putting the kabosh and ignoring the media-whoring offspring of famous parents who constantly assault our senses with their "talent!" Though I am curious as to why any papparazi would be wasting a digital image and even worse........waiting on you!!! Looking into my crystal balls to forecast the future...........I predict that if you can't work this little boo-boo into "an exclusive interview" with one of them sleezy entertainment shows (TMZ excluded......they're classy!) then I foresee a pregnancy coming on! You'll call the sleeze shows to start the rumor-mill churning, while disguising yourself, hoping the media hysteria over who would "father" the spawn of a spawn! Oops......the phone's ringing and it's Klay Ache-in...........he just whipped up another batch of fresh baby batter.....so the turkey baster is loaded!!!