Don't Pee on Cornell and Tell Him It's Raining

A retired sheriff is the latest carnage in the endless and nasty Chris Cornell divorce.

The former officer, who was hired by Cornell's ex-wife as a process server, pleaded no contest to the charge of disturbing the peace, after the Audioslave singer accused him of breaking into his home last year. According to a police report filed by Cornell, Matthew Turner "broke into their home, wandered from room to room and urinated in their home."

Turner is required keep himself and his urine away from Cornell for one year .




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1. First - Soundgarden STILL rock. Uh Chris? uhhhh no more Michael covers please....

Posted at 7:49PM on Aug 27th 2008 by Tobias Merriweather

2. i hope what chris is saying is true and he gets justice.

Posted at 8:32PM on Aug 27th 2008 by soundgarden fan

3. still so hot............ wipes brow

Posted at 8:52PM on Aug 27th 2008 by marlena beltrame

4. Divorce? I didnt even know there was trouble in paradise. lol

Posted at 9:34PM on Aug 27th 2008 by Lovi

5. So is he divorcing Vicky his current wife?? Or is it that his ex-wife Susan is still giving him issues?? So confused!

Posted at 10:36PM on Aug 27th 2008 by Freak

6. Where's Phil....hey Phil where you at dude?

Posted at 11:14PM on Aug 27th 2008 by suzieva

7. Cornell's got THE best rock voice ever. And he's yummy.

Posted at 11:28PM on Aug 27th 2008 by Colo.Girl

8. That rug really tied the room together too, dude. Probably a nihilist.

Posted at 1:03AM on Aug 28th 2008 by tew

9. This is regarding his first wife. Much to my chagrin he's still happily married to wife number 2.

So damn hot.

Posted at 9:02AM on Aug 28th 2008 by Elle

10. What the hell? And I thought my divorce was rough...

Love me some Chris Cornell though - was saddened by the break up of Audioslave, but cant wait until his new solo album drops

Posted at 10:44AM on Aug 28th 2008 by the short chick in the back

11. Chris is a jerk..I attended a small, private Audioslave concert in Atlanta a few years ago. The audience was promised a meet & greet after the show. Chris REFUSED to do it when the show was over. I guess he thinks he is too good for his fans, the people who pay his bills.

Posted at 11:10AM on Aug 28th 2008 by John Denver Rules

12. Typical...some former pig commits a felony and gets a slap-on-the-wrist misdemeanor.

Posted at 11:16AM on Aug 28th 2008 by Goon

13. This is THE headline of the year!

Posted at 7:09PM on Aug 28th 2008 by Soap Reunion Fan

14. I don't know what happened at the show you went to John Denver Rules, but Chris has been doing lots of meet and greets over the last couple years, and from my experience, he's very appreciative of his fans.

Can't wait for the new album!!!

Posted at 9:58PM on Sep 2nd 2008 by Silverbitta

15. Chris is so hott!!!! He marries ugly women. His last wife was ugly and so is his current wife. She pulled a "Yoko Ono" at the Projekt Revolution 2008 concert in Irvine California. on August 10, 2008. He needs to keep her and everyone else on CHECK!!!!

Posted at 8:51PM on Sep 4th 2008 by Zero Chance

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