Don't Pee on Cornell and Tell Him It's Raining

A retired sheriff is the latest carnage in the endless and nasty Chris Cornell divorce.

The former officer, who was hired by Cornell's ex-wife as a process server, pleaded no contest to the charge of disturbing the peace, after the Audioslave singer accused him of breaking into his home last year. According to a police report filed by Cornell, Matthew Turner "broke into their home, wandered from room to room and urinated in their home."

Turner is required keep himself and his urine away from Cornell for one year .