Kelly O's Black Eye -- The Glass Half Empty

16. Who would make something like that up? It's gotta be true.

Posted at 1:38PM on Aug 27th 2008 by Shea

17. Poor kelly is a mess! She probably let some boy beat up on her just like Ozzie use to beatup Sharon!

Posted at 2:44PM on Aug 27th 2008 by Jeff

18. Is there no humanity....Mmmm? Just because a no-talent, media whore spawn of famous parents forgets to put on her make-up everyone's all a-twitter!!! This "babe" is definately a two bagger!.......one bag goes over her head and the other one is in case the first one breaks! Who cares whether it was a rogue dinner plate attacking her or her slipping on all the food scraps she left on the floor? I for one think that regardless of what really happened it probably took the Ugly Duckling all of fifteen seconds before she ran outside looking for the papparazis........she's been so far off of the radar screen for so long she had to do something! If you think I'm kidding consider these idle thoughts:.........if she "released" a new album of her song "stylings" it'd hit the K-Mart 1/2 price bin before noon. Since there's no Reality Show for the Duckling to hog the spotlight in and no media attention about Mommy or Daddy for which she can re-charge her fifteen minutes of fame the poor Spawn is left to wholly create some controversy. Kelly do us all a favor and consider that job offer as Boy George's "Fluffer!"

Posted at 2:46PM on Aug 27th 2008 by Braindamaged2too

19. If Somebody had done this to Kelly. Sharon would already have the person in a body bag by now.

Posted at 3:22PM on Aug 27th 2008 by Willie Olson

20. Who cares !!!!!!! But, my guess is that she opened her big, rude mouth to offend somebody and let her have it !!!!!

Posted at 2:50PM on Aug 27th 2008 by steve

21. That was caused by a fist. Besides she looks like her feeling are hurt. Someone hit her.

Posted at 5:43PM on Aug 27th 2008 by lb

22. She probably got into a fight over the last chicken wing at HOOTERS.

Posted at 5:56PM on Aug 27th 2008 by Pike

23. i told her once. If I have to tell her again she will look like a racoon

Posted at 6:13PM on Aug 27th 2008 by nick cant drive 55

24.

Dear Kelly ; Sweety you just have to stop this . You are a grown woman now and black eyes aren't pretty on you. You have so much (money) going for you , why can't yu just be THANKFUL that your Daddy is who he is , otherwise you'd probably be my next door neighbor in the MOBILE HOME VILLAGE. Luv Ya , now be good. bye-bye

Posted at 7:17PM on Aug 27th 2008 by Upside Down Girl

25. Happened to me...It was a can of peas, though...

Posted at 6:16AM on Aug 28th 2008 by howdy

26. She has a smart mouth and bad attitude just like her mother. I'd love to see Sharon with the same look.

Posted at 1:04AM on Aug 28th 2008 by Ltnpe

27. I think she looks absolutely charming. It was probably an "acting" accident or something of that nature.

Posted at 1:13PM on Aug 28th 2008 by SuperStarSteve

28. looks like her right eye is bruised too...I am sick of this gal and her whole family, enough already.

Posted at 3:31AM on Oct 25th 2008 by low fuel level