What If These Two Could Produce a Child?

31. I don't see what the big deal about Michael Phelps' looks? I mean.. he's not really that good looking. I'm sure he's a nice guy and all.. feh.

Posted at 7:16PM on Aug 28th 2008 by Maisy

32. There is nothing more attractive than a guy who treats their mother the way these two do and that has nothing to do with the money. These guys are both adorable!

Posted at 7:19PM on Aug 28th 2008 by Charliesmom

33. Puh-lease.... the most valuable breeder has to be Phelps because his likelihood to bring about conception is higher. He has stronger "little swimmers". ;-)

Posted at 7:46PM on Aug 28th 2008 by Liz

34. In regards to the MVB (not if the two of them would breed together) I think woods would be more valuable. He is a more well rounded person - ability, intellect, poise, the way he carries himself,.......which to me are more important because there is no guarantee one's offspring will like the same sport you performed well at.

Posted at 7:55PM on Aug 28th 2008 by scr mom

35. If they could produce a child, it would be black with a big mouth....Oh yeah, and his name would be Kanye West!

Posted at 7:51PM on Aug 28th 2008 by Flake

36.
if you're " banking " on either one's donation;

with tiger, it's a janitor in a drum;

with phelps, you would get beluga caviar......

Posted at 7:55PM on Aug 28th 2008 by richard ramirez

37. Michael Phelps can do the breaststroke but Tiger can get it in the hole.

Posted at 7:58PM on Aug 28th 2008 by chicken stripper

38. Definitly Tiger, and no Michael is not attractive but what a bod!

Posted at 7:59PM on Aug 28th 2008 by Kelli

39. Tiggy is fugly.

Posted at 8:01PM on Aug 28th 2008 by LaReina

40. can you be more crass? Is it the essence of TMZ to offer the most base comment on anything that comes to your mind?

These are men of great achievement ; a function of genetic make up to be sure, but of training, dedication and a high minded sense of accomplishment.

TMZ might seek some editorial control over their missives, before they launch into such innane polls.

Posted at 12:02AM on Aug 29th 2008 by mediawiseguy

41. Okay, someone said Tiger can't have sex appeal because his temper. Whatever that means, some of the biggest hot-headed jerks in history have had the best women. His pimp hand is strong, not a bad trait. If he can't overcome his temper and blows tournaments, or is beating his wife, different story.

And do I have to say this? Tiger's a golfer and this guy is a swimmer. He can swim fast, neat. That means any kid he has is going to be a star at any sport they try? Highly unlikely. But the odds that Tiger could have a kid and teach him to become as good as him at golf and also rake in $100 million a year is highly likely; if not average raking in $30 milllon a year. What is it going to be in 2010, the top speed skater against A-Rod?

Not trying to knock an Olympian, just...let's not get out of hand.

Posted at 8:37PM on Aug 28th 2008 by matt

42. Hahaha. I'm sorry.. Michael Phelps is a great athlete but he looks like something produced from a horse mating with a goblin! Poor guy.

Posted at 3:00AM on Sep 11th 2008 by Klipper

43. 2 faces for radio....yikes

Posted at 9:03PM on Aug 28th 2008 by Wolfman Jack

44. ugghh, what is with this Michael Phelps is sexy thing? Please! He looks deformed with his giant head, giant mouth, and Dumbo ears. What is with you people?

Posted at 9:08PM on Aug 28th 2008 by beth563

45. Tiger Woods and Serena Williams would a super athletic child.
It would have medals and awards in so many supports and millions,
and millions of dollars. Just imagine!

Posted at 11:55AM on Aug 29th 2008 by MsPhoenix