What If These Two Could Produce a Child?

46.
phelps looks like a taxi cab
with both doors opened;

Posted at 9:31PM on Aug 28th 2008 by richard ramirez

47. Michael Phelps is a "butterface."

Posted at 10:00PM on Aug 28th 2008 by ReneeNW

48. Phelps looks like Dumbo with those freakin ears!! Probably will learn how to flap them and swim even faster!!

Posted at 10:13PM on Aug 28th 2008 by Melon Head

49. These two clowns belong in a circus!!

Posted at 11:27PM on Aug 28th 2008 by FiBiker

50. TIGER WOODS IS JUST PLAIN FUGLY! HE DOESN'T HAVE THE LOOKS OR THE BODY.

MICHAEL PHELPS IS ADORABLE AND THAT MAN BODY AND MAN MEAT IS GOOD TO EAT ANY DAY!!!!!!

Posted at 11:39PM on Aug 28th 2008 by Tiger is FUGS; Michael is super hot!

51. OK people enough nit picking and name calling. We're all supposed to be adults here. No one is perfect in this world. Everybody has faults. These are both great athletes in their sport. America should be proud to have them.

Posted at 12:02AM on Aug 29th 2008 by Just me

52. Phelps is an athlete whereas Woods is not. Golf is not a sport but rather a game. I will grant that highly successful golfers such as Woods are smarter than the average person having to mentally calculate each shot, but they are NOT athletes.

Posted at 2:50AM on Aug 29th 2008 by Chuck

53. Phelps got where he is by prolonged steroid use in his youth. He has ALL the physical characteristics.

Woods has natural talent and doesn't look "special" like Phelps does.

Posted at 1:58PM on Aug 29th 2008 by Assphalt

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Posted at 5:35AM on Aug 29th 2008 by Colin Dean

55. This has got to be one of the most stuid posts I've ever read on tmz - and that is saying alot!!! Why not compare two of the clowns on the tmz staff and make the post upclose and personal? Jackassessesssssss

Posted at 8:06AM on Aug 29th 2008 by Is Anyone In There?

56. Would I have to choose between a Hole in One or Extra laps?

Posted at 9:52AM on Aug 29th 2008 by sweet sue

57. they're both ugly as hell!

Posted at 9:39AM on Aug 29th 2008 by yeah right!

58. 33. And with you, it would be what, "a bean burrito w/greasy juice", and a run to the border? Do you even have a green card?

Posted at 1:17PM on Aug 29th 2008 by go home

59. 32 - Kanye West or Jeffrey Dahmer...............hmmmm, Kanye West anyday! Now back to the country hicks trailer park, space #4, down by the creek!

Posted at 1:18PM on Aug 29th 2008 by stupid says as stupid does

60. 45. Girl, you go right ahead and eat your "little" snack.....while I go eat a full "fat" meal, a sweet dessert and a snack before bedtime!Oh, my bad, I forgot you've got the "like throwing a hot dog in a hallway" thing going on, so it wouldn' really matter!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:33PM on Aug 29th 2008 by he does look like frankenstein