Boys Don't Cry ... Over Swank's Hard Body

16. Do not think she is that pretty, but not too bad! Just think that women are prettier with more curves!

Posted at 3:55PM on Aug 29th 2008 by Ashley Reno

17. Eh.

I would.

Then steal a couple of bucks out of her purse as I sneak out in the night so nobody saw me.

Posted at 4:06PM on Aug 29th 2008 by Toby Christensen

18. Has any noticed twinkle toes in the lower right hand corner of the picture? Who's hammer toes are those?

Posted at 4:27PM on Aug 29th 2008 by Melissa

19. "15. For your information she has a Janet Reno 'do because she cuts her hair when it gets long enough and gives it to "Locks of Love" for cancer patients.

Posted at 4:12PM on Aug 29th 2008 by Shooie"


Does Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie know of this underhanded plot to try and steal some of their media glimmer?

Posted at 4:19PM on Aug 29th 2008 by Toby Christensen

20. I'm with #11. Looks ALL real, God bless her. And she seems like a really nice, unpretentious person also. I'm in on the jealousy.

Posted at 4:20PM on Aug 29th 2008 by nira k

21. She's good looking but her hips are to fat - if she could trim about 2-3 inches off the sides of her hips she would be better looking in a bikini. She better work off that fat or she will end up pear shaped.

Posted at 4:34PM on Aug 29th 2008 by Chad

22. I have no idea what curves you people are talking about. She's a bonerack. She looks sick.

Posted at 4:32PM on Aug 29th 2008 by ponymchoofyson

23. Gotta love how all of the fatties post about how she needs to eat a meal. Well, perhaps one of you hogs could share one of you 14 meals per day. She looks good. Just because she doesn't have three chins, a big jelly belly and cottage cheese thighs does not mean that she is unhealthy. Stop hating and hit the treadmill, you freakin' porkers! You must have giant keyboards that take into account your cloven hooves, allowing you type such drivel. Good for you!

Posted at 4:37PM on Aug 29th 2008 by She's too skinny...blah blah blah

24. Body of a 12 year old boy, she doesn't have any curves!

Posted at 4:39PM on Aug 29th 2008 by dnm

25. Curves? What curves? All I see is a stick. A rock hard stick, yes, but a stick nonetheless.

Posted at 4:53PM on Aug 29th 2008 by Grey

26. ponymchoofyson
I don't see a thing happening on this woman's body either. She's nothing but bones and if the camera ADDS pounds, then OMG get her a sandwich and make it a Big Mac. These posters have GOT to be anorexic themselves talking about this woman looks good. That's what's wrong with these woman now and to any sane person, that is not a good or attractive look.

Posted at 4:58PM on Aug 29th 2008 by whatajoke

27. Hilary is Hot. All of you fat ass jealous white chicks should get over yourself. She is fit and good enough to eat

Posted at 5:05PM on Aug 29th 2008 by Justice for all

28. They aren't curves they're BONES. She's rake skinny!!! She needs to EAT something!

Posted at 5:10PM on Aug 29th 2008 by Laura W

29. TMZ - Please when you say Hawaii specify what Island. I would really really like to know.

Posted at 5:42PM on Aug 29th 2008 by Bliss

30. Hard body? I think not. She has major thunder thighs and her boyfriend is a dog.

Posted at 5:48PM on Aug 29th 2008 by Kelli