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Jessica -- My Hotbox Smells Like Roses

8/29/2008 7:07 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Jessica Simpson just doesn't know when to keep her trap shut.

The newly country gal gave a concert in Ontario, Canada, and she took the opportunity to blow hard about flatulence. "I do pass gas a lot," she said, according to the Niagara Falls Review. "I guarantee it smells like roses." She's also been telling mags that she's "in love" with Tony Romo.

In case you were wondering if the concert was any good, the paper's reviewer says this: "It might be unfair calling Jessica Simpson's show ... a train wreck -- at some point, a train knows where it's going." Ouch.

Dick Cheney Experiencing Shrinkage


Lame duck VP Dick Cheney is losing it – weight, that is.

Cheney was spotted at a Nordstrom in Virginia, reports the New York Post, and bought five Hickey Freeman suits off the rack. A source says they were size 44 reg, which is definitely smaller than the 48 he was sporting last year -- almost a 40-pound drop. The suits were single-breasted and two-buttoned, btw.

George Bush's suit of choice? Oxxford.

Someone is Giving Michael Lohan an Hour of Air


This should definitely make things better in the Lohan household.

Michael Lohan tells TVGuide.com he's gotten the go-ahead for an hour-long special in which he will expose Dina, who he says told him Samantha Ronson would be writing a tell-all book. Sam Ronson of course wrote yesterday she would be doing nothing of the sort. MiLo said he has text messages and taped voicemails about this.

Lindz said yesterday her dad is "out of control."

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janetmarie    

Whenever these Hollywood types starting professing their great love for somebody, you know the clock is ticking down on this romance. Run Tony Run!!

2210 days ago
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Gabell73    

I would like to say - Leave Jessica alone! She is not the only person who loves to be in love. And if you would take a minute and listen to her new country CD you would realize that it is actually pretty good! I am a woman who loves country music - personally I love her new CD.

Now if I was Lindsey Lohan I would not have any more contact with my father. I feel so bad for her. How is it that he knows how she feels about Sam Ronson? I can almost guarantee that after his last play for attention she feels extremely betrayed! I know I would. If he ever thought that he would ever have the chance to be close to her again, well I have news for him - Michael Lohan you just blew it! You are the biggest screw up for a father that I have ever seen. Hell, isn't your father supposed to protect you. Since she has been with Sam she appears to be sober and there haven't been anymore drunken episodes in the press. Sounds to me like something is right.

2204 days ago
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