Palin: From MILF VP to GILF VP

Take that, Internet conspiracy theorists!

Sarah Palin's 17-year-old daughter is pregnant, it was announced today, and she plans on keeping the child and marrying the baby daddy. Jamie Lynn Spears, is that you?

Palin has been dodging rumors the child she had back in April wasn't hers -- but rather her daughter's.

Man, weren't things a lot simpler back in the day?




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346. welp, i for one am moving to canada....anyone want to join me??

Posted at 11:12AM on Sep 3rd 2008 by jbon

347. Why did none of the liberals bash Biden and his decision to stay in politics after his wife died?! WELL?! He had children at home who needed their father but he chose to stay in office. Doesn't that make him a bad father or is it only women who are a bad parent for staying in politics amidst personal problems? CAN WE SAY DOUBLE STANDARD?! And I just love all of these idiots who keep babbling about "How could she run when it would expose her child to all sorts of negative press?" Well, how about all the celebrities who keep parading their children on the covers on tabloid magazines? When their children are older, they will be considered fair game since their parents put them "Out there" in the first place. I hear very few individuals criticizing them for "Exposing" their children to the lime light. I also have a suggestion to all of those wringing their hands out of "Concern" for Bristol.....don't buy the sleazy newspapers or watch the sleazy TV news that bashes Governor Palin or try and use her daughter as an excuse to bash her. I for one will not the sleazy tabloid shows like Access Hollywood, Extra, Daily 10 or Enews! otherwise known as Obama central. Their slant is so obvious they might as well be wearing 'Obama for President' T-shirts! And have great big banners! And I am aware that Billy Bush is purported to be a Republican. As for those who keep babbling about her qualifications....people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones!! Helloooo!!!! Obama has even less experience than Palin and HE'S RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!!! I just love the way the PETA WHACK -JOBS are so quick to protect the baby seals and the Polar Bears but are just as quick to support the destruction of unborn HUMANS!! But then these radical crackpots worship the ground animals walk on and have a complete lack of respect for Human life! And KUDOS to those pointing out the dysfunctional families of past PRESIDENTS!! And Kudos to Obama for having more class than a lot of his supporters!!! It's too bad that he has moral degenerates like George Soros and Micheal Moore and Cindy Sheenan on his side, with "Friends" like these who needs enemies! LOL!!

Posted at 12:31PM on Sep 3rd 2008 by kelly

348. Am I the only one who found the title of this piece of crap offensive?! MLIF stands for Mother I'd Like to F*ck! So obviously GLIF stands for Girl I'd Like to......... DISGUSTING!!!!!!!! She's 17!!! Can we say PEDAPHILE?!!!!

Posted at 12:42PM on Sep 3rd 2008 by Fran

349. Can't wait for the debates. In the meantime, we have the Palindrome to speak today at the convention. That should be revealing. I'm sure the average IQ in the audience will sink 50 points for at least 2 hours after it while they're all agasp, realizing what they just heard and just too shocked to respond.

I wonder how much she'll talk about things she doesn't know about, demonstrate fear and ignorance and show herself to be a good character match for Ragemaster McCain. KEEP THOSE TWO AWAY FROM THE NUCLEAR BUTTON! KEEP THEM AWAY FROM EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE KIDS AREA AT MCDONALDS WHEN LASSIE RERUNS ARE ON. Oops, not even that. Palin would demand that they shoot Lassie from a helicopter!

Posted at 12:39PM on Sep 3rd 2008 by PolarBear

350. SO, EVERY ONE IS PIST THAT HER DAUGHTERS PREGO, BUT NO ONE CARES THAT THE DEMS HAVE A EX-MUSLIM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT? I THINK EVERY ONE ON HERE NEEDS TO DO SOME RESEARCH!!!!

Posted at 1:08PM on Sep 3rd 2008 by GUEST

351. What is amazing to me is that Republicans honestly think that any opposition to this woman is just because of party lines.
If Palin was a Democrat, the Republicans would have deep fried her in boiling oil until she had to leave town. If Clinton's doings were bad, at least I did NOT know it when I voted for him.

Posted at 2:18PM on Nov 3rd 2008 by Can't Believe It

352. I Don't care whether sen. Barrack Hussein Obama's Parents Or Hillary Rhodham Clinton's parents are or were ever married or not. That doesn't define the offspring's character but I do wonder if OBAMA'S mother considered the choice OBAMA would reccommmend for his daughters if they became Pregnant I wonder if Obama's Mother ever felt the way he said HE Would if his daughtter's got preg. if she HAD, Maybe we would have a VIABLE nonwhite candidate that I COULD IN GOOD CONSCIENCE vote for -like Condoleeza Rice, or Colin Powell. I would love to have a presidential spouse who was more proud to be an American when she saw how people of all races, incomes and political views came to gether after 9/11/01.

Posted at 5:44PM on Sep 3rd 2008 by Teezee

353. LET HE WITHOUT SIN, CAST THE FIRST STONE!

Posted at 9:30PM on Sep 3rd 2008 by JJAYBOAT

354. Sarah Palin's One Sexy Republican MILF....But her husband is still a cuck.....ok.

Posted at 12:32AM on Sep 4th 2008 by MajorCaptainCabron

355. After my introduction to Sarah Palin, I have to say that in its entirety, the McCain/Palin ticket is certainly nothing but more tired same old same old. Palin's speech, as CNN reported, was not written by Palin but by a previous Bush speech writer. It has the old Bush style childishness to it.

Here's what CNN has to say tonight:
"Bush aide Matthew Scully was largely responsible for the speech."

Well, so much for any of the accolades directed at Palin, we know it was Matthew Scully, who no-one can vote for, but who just pulled the strings of Palin on the stage. That's not something I can put respect or trust in.

The old Republican administration is still in control, and I'm sorry, that's not enough change for me, I want that crew removed. Obama gets my vote this time.

Posted at 5:11AM on Sep 4th 2008 by Republican No More

356. You guys can bash Palin all you want to. Bottom line is this. She is not running for President. McCain and Obama are the candidates. The reality is that Palin is significantly more qualified for President that Obama is. Obama is not even in the same league as McCain. Are you guys that are pro Obama ready to hand the job title of Most Powerful Man in The World over to a person that has that little experience. To me it is the same as IBM hiring a 25 year old, two years out of college to be Chairman of the Board. I am not saying that Obama won't make a great president but give him a little more time. Actually out of the four candidtates (Pres and VP) Obama is the least experienced and least qualified of them all. At least Palin has been President of her Town/City (Mayor) and is currently President of her state.

Posted at 3:13PM on Sep 4th 2008 by Scott

357. Can't blame McShame for jet #4.
http://www.vietnamveteransagainstjohnmccain.com/mccain_post_card_word%5B1%5D.pdf

Posted at 10:25PM on Sep 4th 2008 by max5d

358. Palin=whore

Posted at 10:24PM on Sep 4th 2008 by max5d

359. lagirl, did you really just say "shouldn't she be caring for her kids . . . and maybe after her kids are grown . . . she run for VP?"

This is the most sexist piece of crap I have heard yet. Does Barack not have two young girls that he "should be caring for . . . and maybe after his kids are grown . . . he run for President?"

Seriously, did that thought ever cross your mind? Dimwit!

Posted at 12:13AM on Sep 5th 2008 by wendy

360. Vote for McCain/Palin if you want more babies killed, bombed, maimed,
bayoneted by our troops. PRO LIFE?!!!!!!!! GET REAL.
McCain is a short tempered hotdog, wrecked FOUR jets in his time as a
U.S. Pilot. Born with a Silver spoon in his mouth. He SOLD OUT his
fellow countrymen and women while a POW, and led "fact finding"
missions to viet nam, not to find evidence of MIA's, but to persuade
viet Politicians to destroy records of his cooperation with the cong.
DON'T VOTE FOR THIS TRAITOR and his WHORE running mate.

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Posted at 10:34PM on Sep 4th 2008 by max5d

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