Palin: From MILF VP to GILF VP

Take that, Internet conspiracy theorists!

Sarah Palin's 17-year-old daughter is pregnant, it was announced today, and she plans on keeping the child and marrying the baby daddy. Jamie Lynn Spears, is that you?

Palin has been dodging rumors the child she had back in April wasn't hers -- but rather her daughter's.

Man, weren't things a lot simpler back in the day?




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361. power is a widely ackowledged aphrodesiac,many young men , such as myself will vote for her rather than look at joe biden for the next four years.Do you really think this country is run by politicians? You're kidding yourself.

Posted at 7:20PM on Sep 5th 2008 by dowra dude

362. Wow!!! NOW THIS IS TRULY CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN, as opposed to a bunch of partisan rhetoric and sound bites. She’s young, she’s attractive, she’s articulate, she’s ethical and most importantly she seems to be ONE OF US, and not a stuffed shirt from inside the beltway. Any more, the only difference between Republicans and Democrats is about the same difference that there is between Coke and Pepsi. I believe that John McCain hit a home run with his selection of Sarah Palin as his choice for VP. She seems to be very intelligent and she will be groomed for the Presidency by an experienced statesman, an expert on foreign and military affairs, a national hero and an independent thinker who is not influenced by the special interest lobbyists. In addition, I’m sure that John McCain will surround himself (and his VP) with very qualified advisors and an experienced cabinet, so she will with out a doubt, be prepared to be OUR FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT when that time comes. This is supposed to be a government “by the people, for the people,” and we certainly need new blood in Washington. GREAT CHOICE JOHN MCCAIN!

Posted at 7:46PM on Sep 5th 2008 by turbopropdude

363. If the Republicans actually win this does that mean the Christian right will stop preaching abstinence? I mean if the VP's kid can get banged up, unmarried at 17yrs then why not me ?
I know I'm only 15yrs old but age doesn't matter cos i know my boyfriend will marry me when im old enough and i always wanted a baby.

I love sara palin she's like so cool letting her kid have a baby and stuff

Posted at 11:06PM on Sep 5th 2008 by PalinOK

364. My Moms more qualified to be VP in all honesty.
Palin will get her ass kicked so bad in the national debate with Biden, I almost feel sorry for the humiliation she and her silly cheerleaders will endure. I said ALMOST. The Republicans have fed their own VP nominee to a bulldog and it's going to hurt. Hey, if you want to play with the big dogs you best be prepared pagent queen.

P.S How soon after the presidential win will Obama be sworn in?

Posted at 11:11PM on Sep 5th 2008 by ObamaBaby!

365. Im confused because i thought *change* was Obamas slant? How come McCain cant think of anything original? I think the choice of Ms Palin was meant to take the focus off the real issues (as in the republicans don't have a clue) so people are so busy trying to figure out who the hell SHE is that they might forget the more important questions.
McCain you said you wouldnt let me down-You have now. I'll NEVER vote for you now.
My grandmother is voting Democrat now and she used to be a big mccain fan.
The republican supporters dont sound very happy, i think a lot of their nasty comments reflect a real concern that they are screwed more than a true belief in Ms Palin.
It's time fellow republicans to admit mccain got it wrong.

Posted at 11:18PM on Sep 5th 2008 by RebukeRepub

366. To QUOTE# 46. After Palin steps aside, McCain will choose his next VP candidate in LESS THAN THREE SECONDS BY OPENING THE PHONE BOOK AND SLAMMING DOWN HIS SENILE ANGRY RAGING P.O.W. "CHIP ON A SHOULDER" FINGER ON THE FIRST PAGE THAT OPENS. If we're lucky, it might be the commercial pages and we'll get a parrot from a PET STORE!

VP "Charlie the parrot" says "squawk, life's a bitch, life's a bitch, squawk, life's a bitch, life's a bitch"

THAT WAS SO DAMN FUNNY!!SERIOUSLY THAT MADE MY DAY & EVERYONE IN MY ADDRESS BOOK WILL APPRECIATE IT TOO! YOU ARE HILARIOUS, LOOK FORWARD TO READING MORE!!

Posted at 11:54PM on Sep 5th 2008 by RepublicansOUT

367. Seriously, she is more qualified and experienced than Clinton ever was. (Bill). Obama has had less experience running things than your average high school principal. Wake up Americans.

Posted at 8:13PM on Sep 7th 2008 by Watson McGee

368. The father to Alaskan White Trash: The Next Generation is now narrowed down to the cable TV guy and the meter reader.

Posted at 5:52PM on Sep 6th 2008 by A Palin In The Ass

369. McCain had to pick someone else other than his choice, Joe Lieberman. This was a Karl Rove move to pick a religious, right to life, "family values", woman. Republicans always preach family values, but they seem to have more sex scandals, especially gay ones! Although I agree, teenage pregnancy can happen in most families, it should not happen in families that are running for any high office. They are supposssed to be an example, but hey, when you don't believe in birth control, try to preach abstinence, ban books from the library, believe in creationism and not evolution science, and don't have any time to be at home with your kids when they need you most, (ages 5-18 years), well, I guess this is what happens. Thats also what happens when you have a baby beyond 40 years old. You are taking a large risk of giving birth to a Down Syndrome baby. This kid Levi, is flung into the national spotlight now, and he is just a young, immature f****ing redneck, like he writes on his myspace page. Now he will be forced into a shotgun wedding. Those marriages never work! People...this is why condoms work, more people should use them!

Posted at 11:25AM on Sep 7th 2008 by Kay

370. heh-heh-The Dems are fuming knowing that they will lose another election.Half or more of them are still pissed at their own party for mistreating Hillary and now they have to watch as the Republicans elevate a woman to a position of power.Your dem-lib comments are "Hillary-ous"

Posted at 12:08PM on Sep 9th 2008 by demdamndems

371. Looks like the Republicans are getting a convention "bounce" in the polls. It's the HOOKER EFFECT. It's nothing but nostalgia. It tends to last about a week or possibly two if it's not based on issues and leadership of a clear cause. McCain/Palin is neither.

WOW ARE THE REPUBLICANS DESPERATE THIS TIME AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!! They don't have a leader to offer, so we're getting diversion after diversion. McCain and Palin are wipeouts!

Something tells me the Republicans will pull out their old team of degenerate campaign PR team and we're going to get nothing but idiotic Karl Rove, Paul Wolfowitz, Bush speech writers, negative attack ads, nothing but diversion after diversion, nothing about what the Republicans have to offer AND DEFINATELY nothing about the topic of leadership and styles of management. The Republicans will not talk about how they make decisions, because they have no idea. McCain isn't leadership material and the entrenched Republican banker, military-industrial, Mossad, corporate tie-ins will not let McCain take things out of the trench they are in now, of privatizing government for the benefit of those identities.

Has anyone noticed that McCain is becoming scarce? Where is the coverage about the Republican candidate for President of the United States? THE HOOKER EFFECT is all the Republicans have to offer! In that case, I'd suggest they walk Palin around in a bikini and she can strip for the nation. Pick good music. McCain can get a bounce all on his own.

Here's a prime example of the Republicans hiring established special interest idiots, selling off the nation to international special interests if the money is right, and think again about Iraq and 911:

From Newsweek, Dec 7, 2007: (http://thinkprogress.org/2007/12/03/wolfowitz-returns)
Newsweek’s Michael Isikoff reports that Iraq war architect Paul Wolfowitz has been rewarded with a new position in the Bush administration which will allow him to oversee classified intelligence and inform policies on WMD issues:

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has offered Wolfowitz, a prime architect of the Iraq War, a position as chairman of the International Security Advisory Board, a prestigious State Department panel, according to two department sources who declined to be identified discussing personnel matters. The 18-member panel, which has access to highly classified intelligence, advises Rice on disarmament, nuclear proliferation, WMD issues and other matters. “We think he is well suited and will do an excellent job,” said one senior official.

Prior to the Iraq war, Wolfowitz established the Office of Special Plans in the Pentagon to skirt the intelligence community and peddle the most egregiously false claims of Iraqi WMD. In a Jan. 2003 speech, Wolfowitz referenced “Iraqi efforts to procure uranium from abroad” despite the fact that the claim had already been discredited by the CIA. A few months after the Iraq invasion was launched, Wolfowitz admitted that claims of Iraqi WMD was used as a political tool to achieve consensus for the war:

The truth is that, for reasons that have a lot to do with the U.S. government bureaucracy, we settled on the one issue that everyone could agree on which was weapons of mass destruction as the core reason [to go to war].

When Wolfowitz left the World Bank in disgrace and landed at the American Enterprise Institute, he said he was leaving “open the possibility of rejoining the government.” Brookings analyst Philip Gordon speculated at the time that “the need for Senate confirmation would be a big political obstacle” for Wolfowitz to be named to another senior government post. Laura Rozen notes, however, that Wolfowitz’s new position “doesn’t require Senate confirmation.”

Paul Wolfowitz’s career continues to shine as a stunning example of what Paul Krugman has called the “comprehensiveness and generosity of the neocon welfare system.”

Posted at 3:29PM on Sep 8th 2008 by PolarBear

372. Palin is a whore & so is her daughter. Mc Cain is an idiot who graduated at the bottom of his class of over 500 he also is a nut and a coward who dropped bombs on inocent women and children from 3 miles up in the air. He was such an idiot that he got capturedwithin a couple weeks and cried like a bitch. his claim to fame is his dumb ass got captured. What an idiot.

Posted at 2:49AM on Sep 9th 2008 by Lionel

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