Palin: From MILF VP to GILF VP

Take that, Internet conspiracy theorists!

Sarah Palin's 17-year-old daughter is pregnant, it was announced today, and she plans on keeping the child and marrying the baby daddy. Jamie Lynn Spears, is that you?

Palin has been dodging rumors the child she had back in April wasn't hers -- but rather her daughter's.

Man, weren't things a lot simpler back in the day?




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31. Well, the timing is bad, but that's about it. Obama's momma was 18 when he was born and his father was already married to at least two other women, so wife # 3 was not a problem for his muslim father. These Obama people sure don't like women, it shows. Obama probably thinks Bristol is being "PUNISHED" with a baby. It was just announced on Friday and yet the attacks on Sarah have been so personal.

Posted at 4:13PM on Sep 1st 2008 by Rhonda

32. Hmm...has TMZ done an "article" yet on Barack Hussein's brother who lives off $12 A YEAR in Kenya? Hussein, who demands that Americans shell out even more tax-payer money to feed the bloated big government and its corrupt "social programs," has a brother who needlessly lives in abject poverty. Hypocrite? Of course he is. He's a Democrat!!!!

And oh yeah, Barack Hussein was illegitimate himself. His parents weren't married when he was born. And his father abandoned his family (big surprise) to go back to the sewer...I mean...Kenya.

And for all you ignorant Hussein kool-aid drinkers who admire his "struggle." Just know this, at the tender age of 10 years old, he went to live with his white grandparents. His grandmother was a Vice President of a Bank of Hawaii. They were rich! Hussein was sent to a wealthy prep school, then went on to wealthy ivy league colleges. Hussein has led nothing but a life of privilege since he was 10!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:12PM on Sep 1st 2008 by John Galt

33. i wonder if you naive republicans would be sayin the same thing if Obama's daughter was a teen and got pregnant? oh it would be the worst thing in the world then wouldn't it? now you're painting this really pretty picture about teens not making great choices.. and keeping the family together.. and learning from mistakes. BULLS*IT! you all are such goons!

Posted at 4:15PM on Sep 1st 2008 by ashamed

34. She sure does like to exploit her underage children to make a political point, doesn't she? That's two in three days, three more children to go.

Posted at 4:17PM on Sep 1st 2008 by tally

35. # 20 Carlyn.. you stupid stupid dolt. How in the world are you going to mention Palin and equal rights for women in the same sentence? are you insane?? She is anti-choice, anti-equality, and working to keep Bush in the white house another 4 years.. it's idiots like you that made McCain think that picking her was a great idea.

Posted at 4:17PM on Sep 1st 2008 by lizkirby

36. Sounds more like the old woman who lived in a shoe than a vice president.

Posted at 8:57PM on Sep 1st 2008 by milly

37. I don't understand these people still sticking up for Palin. Are you guys blind or plain stupid. It isn't about the details of the stories, who's the real mother of Trig, it is about the essence. Do you Palin supporters understand that if McCain becomes president and if he dies because he OD'ed on botox, Palin will be running this country, moreover will be running any place the US has stepped foot in? Do you honestly take her seriously? LMAO! What a disaster for a VP! 1st there is troopergate, which proves she can't distinct business from private affairs, then (IF she is the mother) she is all about reckless endangerment (running around over 24 hours with her so called water broken! That can can cause infection and can lead to the death of the infant) of unborn baby Trig while she is the pro-lifer politician that wants to put abortion mothers behind bars for murder on their unborn child! I thought what is good for the goose is good for the gander?
Any infant needs his mother 24/7 the first 2 years, especially a child with special needs. But I guess she is hoping on the American people to pay for her nanny, right?
Well, I for one, ain't paying a dime!

Posted at 4:18PM on Sep 1st 2008 by Isabella

38. Well I sure hope her daughter isn't going to go on welfare ... the father better have a job or Palin better support the family herself.

Posted at 4:19PM on Sep 1st 2008 by cherie

39.
Palin has PLENTY of experience to work in DC. After losing the Miss
Alaska title, she went to work at the world famous "Chicken Ranch" in
Nevada. Word has it the John McCain picked her for the first time
right there. Now, 24 years later, he finds out that she's the Gov of
Alaska, knows she treats oil men well, and What the Hell, she's as
good a pick for VP as any of the other whores that were on the
"short" list, AND she's better looking to boot.

Posted at 4:21PM on Sep 1st 2008 by max5d

40. Relax, #27 and accept the fact that the loss of a real convention and this embarrassing gaff are a setback for McCain. Obama's mother bore him out of wedlock, but she went back to school and earned her degree. And the placed him with grandparents who were able to provide well for him. What's wrong with that? Also, Obama is not responsible for his adult brother.

Posted at 4:34PM on Sep 1st 2008 by monique

41. Looks like Bristol is on baby umber two at 17!!! Way to go Sarah...that's some good parenting.

Posted at 4:23PM on Sep 1st 2008 by mia_california_girl

42. Oh and for the record: we have a large family and not a single girl in my family has had a teenage pregnancy. So teenage pregnancy is not an ALL AMERICAN THING! Get real, please! They sell condoms at any Rite Aid or CVS. Promoting dropping babies at 15 or 16 years all is the last thing we need to tell the world. That is real bad for export. And boy, do we need export with the crappy dollar we have.

Posted at 4:22PM on Sep 1st 2008 by Isabella

43. Darn! Now the Democrats are going to lose the votes of unwed mothers!

Posted at 4:23PM on Sep 1st 2008 by Mahlon

44. It's wonderful how TMZ is so interested in airing the family concerns and business. While you are doing your best to drag this family through the mud, how about doing an expose on Barack's half-brother who lives in a hut? We haven't heard much from about that.

Probably the only thing that would make TMZ and the other lefties happy would be if Palin's 17-year old daughter decided to have an abortion. That, in their enlightened view, would be the corrent "choice".

Posted at 4:27PM on Sep 1st 2008 by chris

45. Palin is the 18 month governor of Alaska, with a population of only 700,000... while the USA has a population of 300,000,000 diverse people. She is anti-choice, mother of 5 who must need her attention, believes in creationism, is a beaut pageant contestant, is a life long member of the NRA and loves to hunt and kill animals, her husband is an oil man just like most of the Bush Administration, and she's supposed to be elected as VP and would be only a heart beat away [John McCain is 72 and not getting any healthier] from becoming the President of the United States and world leader if he gets sick and dies in office?

What was McCain smoking when he chose her to be his running mate. Maybe he just likes the idea of having closed door meetings with her. He's well known for liking beauty queens and strippers.

Posted at 4:28PM on Sep 1st 2008 by macca

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