Palin: From MILF VP to GILF VP

Take that, Internet conspiracy theorists!

Sarah Palin's 17-year-old daughter is pregnant, it was announced today, and she plans on keeping the child and marrying the baby daddy. Jamie Lynn Spears, is that you?

Palin has been dodging rumors the child she had back in April wasn't hers -- but rather her daughter's.

Man, weren't things a lot simpler back in the day?




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46. What woman can physically bear the pain of being in labor after her water has broken - for nearly 24 hours - without proper medical attention and medication?

Posted at 4:32PM on Sep 1st 2008 by monique

47. Well what I criticize is the getting marry thing a 17 year old? just give them some time and let's them take their decision for personal choice not for what's good for mommy vice president.

Posted at 6:29PM on Sep 1st 2008 by Maryland

48. What a bunch of idiots some of you are.
So what if the girl is pregnant?
That's what liberals like, isn't it?
Anything goes, right?
The truth is that it's an unfortunate situation that is truly nobodys business.

Posted at 4:32PM on Sep 1st 2008 by The Todd

49. The most shocking part of this fiasco, and there are many, is that Palin PROUDLY and DEFIANTLY proclaims her 17-year-old daughter will marry the dude who knocked her up... as if that makes it alright. Huh?? Are you f''in serious? A 17-year-old has NO BUSINESS getting married, pregnant or not. It's another patronizing attempt to appease all the conservatives whose common sense has been completely clouded by religion, Palin being one of them. Clearly she is pressuring, and probably demanding, that her daughter get married. And if the marriage lasts more than 3 years I'll be shocked. What a joke.

Oh, and for the record, if McCain/Palin were to win (and given the stupidity of approximately 51% of this country based on the last two elections I begrudgingly concede it's possible), Palin will now be caring for 5 of her own children, one of whom has Down's syndrome, and a newborn grandchild who will be born right around inauguration time. Brilliant choice Mcidiot.

Posted at 4:33PM on Sep 1st 2008 by socalbuff

50. I'd do the momma and the daughter, AND the father!!!

Posted at 4:35PM on Sep 1st 2008 by BiGeorgeWfromCrawford

51. After Palin steps aside, McCain will choose his next VP candidate in LESS THAN THREE SECONDS BY OPENING THE PHONE BOOK AND SLAMMING DOWN HIS SENILE ANGRY RAGING P.O.W. "CHIP ON A SHOULDER" FINGER ON THE FIRST PAGE THAT OPENS. If we're lucky, it might be the commercial pages and we'll get a parrot from a PET STORE!

VP "Charlie the parrot" says "squawk, life's a bitch, life's a bitch, squawk, life's a bitch, life's a bitch"

Posted at 4:35PM on Sep 1st 2008 by PolarBear

52.
we can just imagine the dinner table
conversation around the palin household;

" mommy, can someone actually get
pregnant from participating in anal sex ? "

the gorgeous governor elect boldly responds,

" of course, where do you think politicians can from "






Posted at 4:35PM on Sep 1st 2008 by richard ramirez

53. McCain needs to dump her fast.should've picked Romney..

Posted at 4:38PM on Sep 1st 2008 by nhchick

54. ok........AND.........

Posted at 4:37PM on Sep 1st 2008 by So what

55. HERRICANE PALIN HAS LANDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:43PM on Sep 1st 2008 by PolarBear

56. They are asking for Privacy yeah right privacy my azz. When Michelle Obama was being attacked is was fair game. This woman paraded her whole family in front of the world Friday with the big announcement of being VP. ..... If she didnt want everyone in her "family business" she should not have accepted the VP nomination, I don't believe for one minute McCain knew.

Posted at 4:44PM on Sep 1st 2008 by wait and see

57. MILF

Posted at 4:46PM on Sep 1st 2008 by jay

58. Wait a minute, I thought Obama was the Britney Spears of this election? You funny Republicans, what characters! You almost had me on that one, it was McCain/Palin all along!

Posted at 4:46PM on Sep 1st 2008 by Dirk Diggler

59. So would it would still be a beautiful display of American family values if the pregnant girl was just another 17-year-old from one of the inner cities? Would we be applauding the pregnant teen's decision if she were black, Hispanic, Asian, or anything beside the privileged girl in this case?

I'm disgusted by the sudden turn of conservative rhetoric once their own nightmares come to life. Any other teen pregnancy would be referred to as a "tragedy" or "shameful" event. And it's not about race. When Jamie Lynn Spears announced her pregnancy, parental groups and other conservative interests demanded her to be tarred and feathered for being a poor example to young girls. So now that these conservatives have their leader in the same position, it's suddenly a positive example of American family values? Please.

Posted at 4:51PM on Sep 1st 2008 by Right...

60. So her kid is having a baby and the filthy Democrats act like she's a bad person because instead of killing the kid she's gonna raise it and give it a nice home. Yeah, that's like the worst thing ever. *rolls eyes*

You people are a trip and Obama is still an empty suit. (who happened to be born to an 18 yr-old unwed mother)



Posted at 4:51PM on Sep 1st 2008 by Cartman

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