Lisa Marie Presley -- The Bun Also Rises

No need to avert your eyes. That's not a partial eclipse of the sun -- it's actually the massive yellow Scientolobelly of an insanely pregnant Lisa Marie Presley. Save her, Xenu!




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46. Having twins isn't like having one large baby. My first baby was 10.5 pounds and 24 inches long. 6 months ago I had twins who were 6 lb and 6 lb 1 ounce. I was about twice as big. There is more fluid, a larger placenta or TWO placentas, and two big, long cords in there. Lisa is just the right size for someone carrying healthy sized twins. She looks great. I was at LEAST that big. Give the woman a break- Being pregnant is rough. Being pregnant with twins is about 10x as hard.

Posted at 4:38AM on Sep 3rd 2008 by Raven

47. Oh, and I actually lost weight rather than gaining. I ate a very healthy diet, but my metabolism was revved up by the pregnancy, so before you say anything, my size was NOT due to extra fat. It was all womb.

Posted at 4:38AM on Sep 3rd 2008 by Raven

48. I can't believe how cruel people are!!! Gee... Lisa Marie has always been a beautiful girl. I can't wait to see the twins. She is one of the greatest human beings ever. She does a lot and I mean a lot of charity work. She is just like her Daddy. She could have been a person who just sponged off the wealth of her family. She chose not to. She is a great role model. I wish more were like her..God Bless you and your family Lisa Marie... We love you sweetie... You are certainly blessed.. Always, ~Carol

Posted at 8:57AM on Sep 6th 2008 by Carol

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See thats where you are wrong.He didnt take off to mexico.
All they can say about that is is would have,could have maybe even should have.

0 evidence and he was given DEATH beyond a doubt? HA!

They dont even give death to the sickos who kidnap children then murder them but yeah Scott Peterson should be given it,sorry just dont see it.

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Posted at 1:54PM on Sep 3rd 2008 by FREE SCOTT PETERSON

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Where's her stinger ? She looks like a queen bee .

Posted at 3:55PM on Sep 3rd 2008 by Upside Down Girl

51. She's pregnant, and with twins. Give her a break!!

Posted at 5:16PM on Sep 3rd 2008 by Kari

52. What is wrong with TMZ? Lisa is only 5' tall and any weight gain at all would make her look really big. But when you pick on her about her size while she's pregnant is the lowest of lows. Lisa looks fantastic and her Daddy would be very proud of her and how she handles all the low lifes in the media. LEAVE HER ALONE and let her enjoy her 2 new children. Elvis is smiling down from heaven on his princess and her bundles of joy.

Posted at 7:13PM on Sep 3rd 2008 by KathyK

53. All the best to you and your twins Lisa! Your daddy had a twin! Love you!

Posted at 10:01PM on Sep 3rd 2008 by Janet

54. thanks for the update

Posted at 11:30AM on Sep 4th 2008 by karebear

55. #48 You don't even know your facts! He was found NEAR THE MEXICAN BORDER with his hair bleached! If you're even gonna attempt to make a case, get your facts straight. You watch too much CSI if you think that there has to be concrete evidence such a dna to prove a case. Most of the time this is not the case. You will actually get kicked off a jury in Cali if they find out you watch those shows. There has even been murder convictions without a body ever being found. It's called being able to build a strong case. Go cry into your pillow cuz he will NEVER GET OUT!

Posted at 1:04AM on Sep 4th 2008 by jojo12

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They got him at a GOLF COURSE NOT THE MEXICO BOARDER.So get YOUR facts straight. Also I dont watch CSI.
I followed the case from start to finish and know about it all.

Yes I know they can convict with no body but this case was a circus.
Lets see theY didnt find ANY evidence in the house,his truck,his boat,his work shop but beyond a doubt they found him guilty? HA!

I guess you also believe in the easter bunny huh?

He cheated,he was an ass but they found NO EVIDENCE he killed anyone.

Just because he cheated does NOT make him a murderer.

I guess any guy that cheats ya better watch out because if something happens to your wife you will be found guilty of murder. SCARY huh?!

I think its funny that the cops said a bunch of things and proved NONE of it.

It was like they were saying he did it just believe us even though we have
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Im glad Im not like you.You seem to be a follower and believe anything youre told.
Most of those jury members were out to make money.Heck even his sister.

Let me tell you a short story.There was this cop who cheated on his wife then the lady turns up murdered and he lied about somethings and they found him guilty of murder even his own department didnt believe him and said oh he killed this person,gave him LIFE ,he spent like 6years behind bars looking at spending the rest of his life for a crime he says he didnt do,His wife left him,friends deserted him till the real killer grew a conscious and went to the police and confessed. Imagine that. The cops were WRONG even though they believed he killed this lady,the jury was wrong and anyone else who blamed him. Hes now out of prison and trying to regain his life but people like you said lock him up and throw away the key.
Thank God the real killer came forward or this innocent guy would have spent his whole life in prison for a murder he didnt commit.

Nice story huh?

Posted at 10:41AM on Sep 4th 2008 by FREE SCOTT PETERSON

57. thanks for the update.

Posted at 11:32AM on Sep 4th 2008 by kara

58. I am fan of lisa has french I finds her(it) magnificent, she(it) is so attractive, a future very beautiful mom, us his(her,its) fan we shall always be there to defend her(it), you used in this article of the words and the comparisons not attractive to my taste, lisa is a person and she has the law for the respect please respect him(it) please, thank you France loves you lisa

Posted at 2:08PM on Sep 4th 2008 by florence (americalisa frenc an of lmp)

59. #53 your very sad. I had also followed the case very close-you obviously in a different way. Some of my family members were able to sit in the courtroom, so I know a little more than YOU do. I never said because he cheated, that means he killed her. That has nothing to do with it I think. Your little story has nothing to do with it either. Your right, he was found on a golf course-in LA JOLLA. WHICH IS PRETTY DARN CLOSE TO THE MEXICAN BORDER. He will NEVER GET OUT and NEVER EVEN GET A NEW TRIAL. Too bad, so sad.

Posted at 9:22PM on Sep 10th 2008 by jojo12

60. SHE IS ABOUT TO GIVE BIRTH TO 2 HUMAN BEINGS! 2 LIVING, BREATHING CHILDREN AT THE SAME TIME. THATS PRETTY F**KING AMAZING IF YOU ASK ME. HAVE YOU EVER ACCOMPLISHED THIS IN YOUR PATHETIC LIVES? JUDGING BY THE WAY YOU PUT HER DOWN, I WOULD SAY NO.
I THINK SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL. ALWAYS. EVEN WHEN SHE IS CARRYING AROUND THE WEIGHT OF 2 OTHER PEOPLE ON HER VERY SMALL FRAME. LISA...YOU ARE GORGEOUS!!! I AM PROUD OF YOU.

Posted at 7:33AM on Sep 13th 2008 by cindy w.

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