Vanilla Ice's Latest Hit His Wife

9/2/2008 1:39 PM PDT
Despite being a '90s punchline, Caucasian rapping fluke Vanilla Ice still busted something sorta resembling rhymes outside Porky's in the Hamptons this weekend -- before making light of his alleged attack on his wife earlier this year.

While the battery charges were dropped, that's not exactly what they mean by a good beat.