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Dane Cook: Apartment Living Is Crap

Dane Cook has apparently decided renting apartments is for people who don't make zillions and have a dog that craps in common areas.
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After losing an eviction case because a jury decided Dane's dog was pooping with aplomb in the common areas, Dane dropped a pile on a Hollywood Hills mansion -- $7,078,412 to be specific.

Now Beast the pinscher can pinch a loaf wherever he feels like it, including on the Travertine Navona floors!

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16. Once upon a time Dane was funny..when he told jokes..NOT stories #10. Saw him on Comedy Central back in 2003 and even turned some friends on to his act..But, the Vicious Circle show was crap, and having watched that, and a few of his movies, he lost me as a fan. He sucks now, but, as the house is proof..being a hack=mega jack$$.. Just ask Carlos Mencias!

Posted at 5:52PM on Sep 5th 2008 by j

17. dudes is just a different kind of humor. Do you really need obvious jokes rammed down your throat.."men are like this, black people are like this, heres the difference between this" I love Dane, I think he's so refreshing and if you turn to Comedy Central and check out the sad saps on Friday Night Stand up you'll see what I mean. He talls stories about stuff that happens to all of us that you dont really realize is funny until you step outside yourself and look at ridiculous the things we do really are. I'm a fan, good for you Dany-Dane, you deserve the new mansion.

Posted at 6:35PM on Sep 5th 2008 by Tay

18. Dane Cook is hilarious.
The house is great, the decor sucks, the view is awesome.
My dog craps on lawns and I hate to pick it up as well.
The rest of you all suck and are sad that you aren't funny.

Posted at 6:58PM on Sep 5th 2008 by Ariana

19. WOW what a house it's awesome.

Posted at 7:17PM on Sep 5th 2008 by laurie

20. too bad the outside has more character than on the inside

.....and that's just talking about the house

Posted at 7:56PM on Sep 5th 2008 by Switch

21. too bad the outside has more character than on the inside

.....and that's just talking about the house

Posted at 7:56PM on Sep 5th 2008 by Switch

22. i would bet most who commented saying he's funny are females which are known to put out for any guy on stage with a microphone. "blah blah blah" next thing you know panties are thrown.

why do you think bon jovi still in business.

Posted at 8:45PM on Sep 5th 2008 by Switch

23. OH MY GOD!!!! YOU PEOPLE WHO SAY DANE ISNT FUNNY ARE ALL CRAZY! HE IS ASFUNNY AS EDDIE MURPHY RAW..... YOU PEOPLE NEED TO GET OUT MORE. LAUGH LAUGH IT WONT KILL YOU

Posted at 10:48PM on Sep 5th 2008 by jenn

24. i agree about beast dropping his business all over the neighbors ysrds, don't you know they dread him moving in?

Posted at 11:58PM on Sep 5th 2008 by lukebandit_says

25. Nice digs, but when his 15 minutes of fame are up, he'll be bankrupt!

Posted at 2:14AM on Sep 6th 2008 by No way

26. Whatev' guys. lol. This boy is cute and funny.. and a guy is only as hot as the pad he brings you back to. haha

Posted at 3:18AM on Sep 6th 2008 by Eithan Anthony

27. Gorgeous house!!!! I would gladly become Dane's personal live-in "pooper scooper" and take care of his dog for a chance to hang at that house!

Posted at 9:19AM on Sep 6th 2008 by Diana

28. The only people I've ever known who have had mini pinschers are my gay guy friends...and Dane Cook is a no talent douchebag who steals other people's jokes.

Posted at 10:05AM on Sep 6th 2008 by Stevev

29. Jokes or no jokes, Dane is a great supporting actor. #28 you mean your boyfriends, it's ok for you to be gay, Be honest with yourself, i know your beard knows the truth.

Posted at 2:20PM on Sep 6th 2008 by Rollin Times

30. Did it ever occur to you that he got his dog from a RESCUE SHELTER? Dane is MORE wonderful on the INSIDE than he is in dealing with douchbag lying landlords. Ask that landlord who is still finding the same size and color POOP on his lawn recently.

Posted at 2:49PM on Sep 9th 2008 by Zoolander

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