Benji Doubles As Paris' Bitch

16. A Freench hotel seems an appropriate name for a porn star...

Posted at 11:33PM on Sep 6th 2008 by In Other News, Porn Star Paris Hilton...

17. Paris and Benji look like a totally hot couple to me.

Posted at 12:36AM on Sep 7th 2008 by Tony

18. Bnii is sexy and Paris is cool.
Good Charlotte forever !!

Posted at 12:39AM on Sep 7th 2008 by Eve

19. Benji is sexy and Paris is cool.
Good Charlotte forever !!

Posted at 12:42AM on Sep 7th 2008 by Eve

20. Who is Paris Hilton and why should anyone care about him or her or whatever it is? Did she get an Academy or Grammy Award or win the Nobel Prize?

Posted at 10:12AM on Sep 7th 2008 by jockflip

21. Tony, Eve, bobbyozone, Gorilla...

Hilton PR Earninhg their pay

Posted at 1:44AM on Sep 7th 2008 by Hilton PR Earning their pay

22. Whoa guys. Paris seems to be straightening out her life and settling down. Give the girl some slack when she is getting into a more normal life and seems to have found a great partner. Who among us has not had some really crazy episodes in our lives when we were younger? My Mom always said that those who are wilder when they are young are more conservative as they age and I think there is alot of truth in that. Robert Frost said it best that he was afraid to be liberal when he was young for fear he would be conservative when he grew older. Benji seems happy, so don't feel sorry for him. We should be happy for those former wild children who have found their equilibrium (Nicole, Britt, Paris, Lindsay) instead of continuing to remember the bad times. Shame on you.

Posted at 7:40AM on Sep 7th 2008 by davesmomster

23. how boring.....
yet another lame story on the hilton ho and her lost-all-of-his-respect-and-fans "musician".

get hip, paris. go the route of lohan and muff dive like we all know u do. would make you much more interesting.

Posted at 10:24AM on Sep 7th 2008 by adam b

24. Any man injected with truth serum would tell you that Paris is hot!

Posted at 10:29AM on Sep 7th 2008 by cavity creep

25. They seem happy together. Just leave people alone geez

Posted at 10:45AM on Sep 7th 2008 by Helen

26. Brit and Paris are okay now.

The Real Ho bag is Sarah Palin and her knocked up unmarried daughter.

Posted at 10:58AM on Sep 7th 2008 by Tom

27. Doesn't Benji live in a van, down by da river ??

Posted at 11:59AM on Sep 7th 2008 by Mother Mac Cree

28. 15. bobbyozone and his tired, retarded, one note gorilla brother are one and the same,
and neither" having a shred of credibilty

Posted at 11:29PM on Sep 6th 2008 by time to give it up, "fellas", no one's buying...
---MAKE UP YOUR MIND. IF I'M THE SAME PERSON AS THE 800 POUND GORILLA WHY ARE YOU USING THE PLURAL CONTEX LIKE "NEITHER" AND "FELLAS"

20. Tony, Eve, bobbyozone, Gorilla...

Hilton PR Earninhg their pay

Posted at 1:44AM on Sep 7th 2008 by Hilton PR Earning their pay
---I DON'T KNOW OR GET PAID BY THE HILTONS OR ANYBODY THEY KNOW. I'M SURE YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE THAT, BUT ITS TRUE. I JUST LIKE TO LEAVE NICE COMMENTS ABOUT PARIS FOR FUN AND TO GIVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU PARANOID DELUSIONS.

Posted at 1:47PM on Sep 7th 2008 by bobbyozone

29. size 11 shoe and a 32 A bust.
Whew she's hot.
Thank goodness more interesting stories have taken
her off the "oh, not another Paris picture or idiotic comment"
Loser with a capital "L"

Posted at 2:20PM on Sep 7th 2008 by cynic

30. Paris haters eat dumn flakes for breakfast.
Princess Paris is sweet and cuddly and talented and beautiful.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 5:01PM on Sep 7th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla