Heidi to John: I'll Be There For You

61. Toby...It's called a typo, or you could call it a mistake that I put your name on my post and no one cares who you agree with. Karma will take care of you baby...something bad will happen to you today & I want you to think of me when it does....have a nice day

Posted at 3:08PM on Sep 11th 2008 by Cake

62. To Cake:

Is "Karma" your mom's name?
Cause if it is, she already took care of me.

And I thought of you while she was taking care of me.

Posted at 4:07PM on Sep 11th 2008 by Toby Christensen

63. Toby, are you 12? That was a really original post! And no my mom's name is Fred...does your butt hurt?

Posted at 5:29PM on Sep 11th 2008 by Cake

64. Nice comeback.
So your father is a tranny?

Guess when he went into your room at night he would flip a coin and call "Heads" or "Tails".

Back to the task at hand:
I expect Hedi Klum just had cataract surgery, got a good look the the fugly Seal and is now praying she would be kidnapped away, much like a discarded Mariah Carey daydream.

Posted at 6:19PM on Sep 11th 2008 by Toby Christensen

65. Toby....no moron what it means is my mom passed away years ago & my dad's name is Fred....when you said you were with my mom I just figured from your posts that you were a retard and mis took my father Fred for a woman (even though he is 6'5 300 pounds) that's why I asked if your butt hurt....

Posted at 7:37PM on Sep 11th 2008 by Cake

66. I am sure you Dad isn't the only one in the family that is 300lbs.

Isn't that right?

CAKE?

Again, you fail at staying the course.
Seal looks like he got more then a kiss from a rose.
It looks as if he got slapped across the face several times with the thorny stems.

Posted at 7:49PM on Sep 11th 2008 by Toby Christensen

67. Was ist das???
Heidi und John Mayer.
Das ist crazy.
Heidi - John Mayer ist ein Hollywood Douche Bag.
Wo ist Seal?
Er ist ein mann.
John Mayer, not so much.

Posted at 10:42PM on Sep 11th 2008 by I'm sure...

68. Cake...Big Bear actually referred to Seal as a "Negro"...does that not tell you his intelligence level right there? And Seal may be scarred, but it shows just what an amazing woman Heidi Klum is...being unarguably one of the world's most beautiful women...and she looked into the heart of the man and found true love. They are so perfect together, it can make even cynics romantic...but not the retarded on TMZ!

And if Seal is okay with Heidi hanging with John, and why shouldn't he be?, then it is nobody else's business. Just because they went out doesn't make either one of them "bad" or "tramps" or an "unfit" mom.

I have renewed respect for John Mayer that he is hanging with heidi. Maybe he too will begin to look more than skin deep. we can hope.

And I was all congrats to Jennifer for landing the part on 30 Rock until I read it came in conjunction with an appearance including Oprah! She can't even get on TV again without Oprah...even for sitcoms! That is a real loser!

And John has won 5 Grammy's over the course of his career. He is NOT a one-hit wonder and he is not a flash in the pan. He is here to stay. Deal with it!

Posted at 12:49AM on Sep 12th 2008 by A whole lotta nothing about really nothing!

69. A whole lotta nothing about really nothing***I totally agree with you...Heidi is amazing & I know Toby is an idiot, everyone on this blog knows it, I was simply messing with him...people who talk about other people with deformities in such a way have MAJOR issues with their own selves, but in the end, all that matters is that Heidi & Seal love each other & their children & that is VERY obvious!

Posted at 12:37PM on Sep 12th 2008 by Cake

70. #53 Size does matter-- LOL! ;) He's a rock star. Women love rock stars!

Posted at 3:13PM on Sep 12th 2008 by JMtoo

71. Heidi Klum gives John mayer a piece of advices : "John, trust me, you really have to date outside of your race!"
So now John , just "TRY!" lol.

Posted at 1:13PM on Sep 14th 2008 by Actually....

72. you must be crazy hedi

Posted at 1:10AM on Sep 16th 2008 by zagge