Jonas Bros -- Lords of the Purity Rings

Russell Brand be damned! America's favorite Evangelical Christian dandy boy band virgins, the Jonas Brothers, showed off their sexual abstinence bling in London on Wednesday.

Their bodyguard, Jordin Sparks, was nowhere in sight.



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31. Please..these punks are slamming everything in sight just like I was in the 80's

Posted at 5:54PM on Sep 11th 2008 by "Diamond" David Lee Roth

32. The Purity Ring nonsense is real easy to do when your mom rides on your tour bus, wait until she leaves and I bet they will sing a different tune. Anybody remember Britney Spears "virgin" routine? That didn't last long either. The Jonas Brothers should just STFU so they don't have to look like liars later.

Posted at 6:01PM on Sep 11th 2008 by Joboz

33. You're never too young to be on my list. Just keepin it real.

Posted at 6:03PM on Sep 11th 2008 by The Grim Reaper

34. Wow. so nt hand jerking allowed too.
These guys are pure.

Posted at 6:10PM on Sep 11th 2008 by rachel

35. 12. At least people aren't still comparing these marshmallows to the Beatles. I mean, I'm not even a huge Beatles fan and that offends me. A bunch of Disney carbon-copy "artists" with "no obvious sex for the moment until the scandalous footage comes out next year" are called revolutionary?!

Yes yes, you're so perfect and pure and Jesus loves you more than those evil rappers, colored folks, and people that have sex and swear... blah blah blah. Next! Entertainment please! Talent, anyone?!

YES exactly.

Posted at 6:07PM on Sep 11th 2008 by swan

36. Girls will faint over these guys. They are skinnny little boys with middle school band talent. Worth fainting over? Losers.

Posted at 6:20PM on Sep 11th 2008 by Jaclyn

37. for all the people saying that their rings are fake... THEY HAD THEIR RINGS BEFORE THEY WERE FAMOUS! whats so wrong with saving yourself for marriage anyway???

Posted at 6:13PM on Sep 12th 2008 by kayleigh

38. There is nothing wrong with the message they send out no matter what the motives. Religious issues aside, abstinence is the ONLY way to be protected from disease and unplanned pregnancy.

Posted at 6:47PM on Sep 11th 2008 by Dee

39. wonderful young men with brains in their heads, hope they do better with life than past Disney favs ... odd how those rings can't be seen on their fingers on the ads for their new reality show. Invest wisely boys, in a couple years it will be Jonas whos?

Posted at 6:49PM on Sep 11th 2008 by Rika

40. I hope these boys know that males reach their sexual peak at 18. I hope they don't wake up someday and regret all this so called purity. They are going to be some angry mo-fo's if they try to hold out too long and wake up old one day with the same lucky gal that they had their first experience with, 25 years after this purity phase passes. Sex is a natural part of life and should not be stiffled. Humans are blessed with being able to feel pleasure from sex. Many animals do not. Just ask the family cat. There is a reason why they make so much noise while mating and it's not from pleasure.

Be extra safe, have fun. Lighten up.

Posted at 7:00PM on Sep 11th 2008 by Whadda-Do

41. Good for them. There is nothing wrong with (and everything right with) purity in this unfortunate Spears/Hilton world we live in. It's not politically correct either, which makes it all the more appealing.

Posted at 7:30PM on Sep 11th 2008 by Go Jonas Brothers, whoever you are

42. purity rings my ass...........what a load of crap.........and for you people who think that's it's ok for your kids to listen them just because they say that they are virgins..........ha..........and britney was a virgin as well..............keep on believing, you bunch of lemmings

Posted at 10:08PM on Sep 25th 2008 by shelly

43. Those rings make them HOT.

Posted at 7:42PM on Sep 11th 2008 by roxxi

44.
just like her defensive-end father, jordin sparks

runs wide enough to be a GREAT blocker;

Posted at 7:43PM on Sep 11th 2008 by jeffrey dahmer

45. according to blindgossip.com, one of their "friends" has "lost" her purity ring. hehe

Posted at 7:55PM on Sep 11th 2008 by sillypsfloors

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