Jonas Bros -- Lords of the Purity Rings

Russell Brand be damned! America's favorite Evangelical Christian dandy boy band virgins, the Jonas Brothers, showed off their sexual abstinence bling in London on Wednesday.

Their bodyguard, Jordin Sparks, was nowhere in sight.



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46. Purity Rings are nothing but a fad, like Kabbalah bracelets.

Posted at 8:29PM on Sep 11th 2008 by Fernando Valenzuela

47. haha, i love how seriously this has been taken in the usa. Russell Brand has been around in the UK for ages and the reason why it was funny is because he's a recovering sex addict and he was sarcastically taking the piss out of himself at the same time. I mean come on, these comments were coming from a man who has won 'celebrity shagger of the year' in this country so they were meant to be taken with nothing more than a pinch of salt. Plus, any celebrity since Britney who declares themselves a virgin until marriage is always gonna be given some funny looks and comments will be made for them. I honestly cant believe that three boys that have had so many girls lay it out on a plate for them have always said no, and if they have, its only a matter of time until they are no so innocent.

Posted at 8:37PM on Sep 11th 2008 by JadeyB22

48. purity rings are just another marketing technique used by disney to make it seem like they are clean teens, y'know the mickey mouse crew who still act like children and do nothing that will stop them from getting an income. Plus, it allows all the little girls to think 'oh my god, he's saving himself for me, i love him so much, i know lets buy tickets to the concert and maybe ill meet him and he'll fall in love with me' Jesus Christ. Some people will buy into anything these days.

Frankly, I'm waiting for miley cyrus to pull a britney and get caught with some coke or something.

Posted at 8:42PM on Sep 11th 2008 by JadeyB22

49. You mean to tell me that when Nick Jonas was with fellow Disney stars Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez, his purity ring kept him from at least heavy petting? :)

Posted at 9:28PM on Sep 11th 2008 by InternetGuy

50. You "Pro-Purity Ring" posters do realize that the Jonas Brothers' Purity Rings will make them more of a challenge for those hot, screaming, teenage girl groupies seeking to corrupt them. :) Let's see how long the Jonas Brothers' Purity Rings avoid that temptation. :)

Posted at 9:36PM on Sep 11th 2008 by InternetGuy

51. if their intentions are real, then great. amazing. I applaud them. especially since they’re boys who have access to, well, a lot. but my question would be: define virgin?

just ask any pediatrician how many little girls they treat for STDs of the mouth because they figure “if they go down on a boy” they’ll still be a virgin. and even more sad, they know if they don’t — some other little girl will.

so virgins? or “technically virgins”? I’m just sayin’. ;)

Posted at 9:42PM on Sep 11th 2008 by ha ha

52. You know, if they really are saving it.. good for them! If the case actually is, as many seem to suspect, that this whole purity thing is a Disney ploy.. good for Disney! Honestly the longer the corperation can pimp these little heartbreakers out the better, and we'll all look forward to seein what hyjinks they get into when Disney simply can't control them any longer. Really, it took Cyrus all of a year maybe to lose that mouse-house trust with a few simple photos on the web.. I think that oldest Jonas is due for a DUI any week now...

Posted at 10:10PM on Sep 11th 2008 by lizkirby

53. Russell Brand is made of AWESOME!

Posted at 10:12PM on Sep 11th 2008 by Kiwigal

54. These Boys have had these rings for years and years. Get over it. They know it's personal, and can take a joke.

If you're threatened by their abstinence, you probably deep down feel like a slut. Your problem, not theirs. Reassess.

JBFTW!

Posted at 10:27PM on Sep 11th 2008 by liz

55. To all the losers who are against the rings - First of all if more people took a stand against random "do it if it feels good" sexual acts we wouldnt be staring at a worldwide AIDS pademic - as well as a HUGE rise in STD's. OH and I guess all of you media jerks have fogotten how you slammed Jamie Lynn for her teenage pregnancy? Well maybe, just maybe if abstinence ( or safe sex at least) had been part of her upbringing she wouldn't have had to grow up before the age of 18.
Celebrities should be promoting more purity instead of adding to the problem. No one wants to say they are part of the problem by flaunting sex without consequences. When was the last time someone in Hollywood stood up and said anything even remotely responsible? Adults and Kids alike can learn something from these teens -- its too bad most of you are too stupid to see it. Keep screwing who ever, whenever you feel like it- God knows stupidity is just as dangerous as anything else. All things are preventable, unless your an idiot.

Posted at 11:14PM on Sep 11th 2008 by diseasefree

56. Leave these adorable boys alone. Is it anyone's freaking business what they do or don't do in thier sex lives? Let them continue to be good role models for young people. Not every teen or young person has to be some nasty std ridden skank in order to be cool! I applaud these boys, as well as Jordin Sparks. It shows they have real CLASS. I'm not sure a lot of people even know what that means these days.

Posted at 11:14PM on Sep 11th 2008 by I LoveTheJoeBros

57. If they stay true to their morals, I think it's a wonderful thing. I respect them for that and they are beautiful young men.

Posted at 11:14PM on Sep 11th 2008 by peace

58. I think it's great these young people are saving themselves for marriage. I applaud them. There's too many skanks in unholywood. I find it refreshing. Kudos to Jordin Sparks. The untalented Brit needs to stay on his side of the pond. I found him to be disgusting.

Posted at 11:25PM on Sep 11th 2008 by pamalisa

59. Purity rings are just a subterfuge for those who are unable to get laid.

Posted at 11:28PM on Sep 11th 2008 by MsWinoPowdersHerNose

60. For all the people so sick of the corrupted, std-ridden, moral-less Hollyweird lot, what are you doing posting on TMZ??

And now we know why Miley Cyrus dumped the Jonas Brother and is so NOT jealous of Selena Gomez being with him! He wouldn't give it up and she wanted it! Miley is definitely following in Britney's footsteps!

And all the little "mouseketeers" promised "virginity til marriage" and only Jessica Simpson (not an actual mouseketeer)actually kept to that promise...but look at her now? She has been a total slut since divorcing Nick Lachey! Not just John Mayer and Tony Romo, she recently admitted to having had MANY secret lovers besides her famous relationships after Nick!

Abstinance/celebacy do not work. Education does! Sarah Palin is the Poster Woman of Christian Moral Superiority GONE WRONG and even she couldn't keep her daughter from getting knocked up!

And kids should be looking to their parents as role models and no one else. If you are a parent and EXPECTING these Hollywood/Disney celebrities to be the role models for your children that you are not, then you get what you deserve. Unfortunately, the rest of the world will also have to pay for your poor judgement through welfare and food stamp programs for all your uneducated kids having babies out of wedlock or even in wedlock but can't afford them!

All sex does not equal STD's or SLUTS!!!

Is Jennifer Aniston a slut full of STD's because she has had sex with, according to Wikipedia, 9 guys? Only one of whom she was married to? The All-American girl next door? According to many of your posts, it does!!

Think before you post!! And step up and raise your own children and stop leaving it to Disney and then crying foul when your kids turn out messed up!!

Posted at 12:08AM on Sep 12th 2008 by Purity????

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