Jonas Bros -- Lords of the Purity Rings

Russell Brand be damned! America's favorite Evangelical Christian dandy boy band virgins, the Jonas Brothers, showed off their sexual abstinence bling in London on Wednesday.

Their bodyguard, Jordin Sparks, was nowhere in sight.



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61. Oh yes that's right, I have to watch my profanity on this site. OK.
What f---ing ever. They're quite the dandy smuglys, and the're foppish looking to boot.

Posted at 12:48AM on Sep 12th 2008 by Bonnie

62. so how is it that they are purity rings
when it was well reported on Miley Cyrus's sexy pics
were taken for Nick Jonas when she was dating him
so how is THAT pure?

Posted at 1:51AM on Sep 12th 2008 by JustMe

63. Six months from now we will find out these boys have been screwing like bunnies and everyone will be shocked, and all the news stations will run the story every hour, and Larry King will devote an entire show about them screwing like bunnies, and the girls (or boys) who got screwed will be doing interviews, and one of the boys will be a baby daddy, and... You get the picture.

Posted at 3:12AM on Sep 12th 2008 by oh really?

64. I think that the puirty rings are great great great..

Posted at 11:23AM on Sep 12th 2008 by A Mommy

65. Can someone PLEASE get these fugly little turds some clothes that fit??

Posted at 8:07AM on Sep 12th 2008 by Farout1977

66. Since when is virginity a bad thing? Or is it the fact that it "may" be tied to Christianity? Probably. I see so much religious hate here, TMZ/certain posters. I thought it was a bad thing to hate on someone's religion or color (oh, wait, excect if the religion is Christian. That one does not count...right TMZ?).

Posted at 9:14AM on Sep 12th 2008 by LaLa

67. I am very happy to see intellegent and talented young men stand up for their values and not be afraid of the "backlash" of the ungifted. Only the jealous ridicule those who will stand up for themselves and not allow those people to pull them "under" with them. Jordan Spartks also will be rewarded for her stand. You will see what I mean about being pulled under by the remarks being made by her weight. Nice and intellegent remark. Shows their intellegence. Don't you want to be just like them?

Posted at 9:30AM on Sep 12th 2008 by thankful

68. HA! I remember a guy in university who used to tell the ladies he was a virgin. That guy got more skin with that line...

This is no different - these guys just happened to buy props.

Posted at 10:08AM on Sep 12th 2008 by Jewbs

69. That is so awesome! This is exactly what this sexually corrupted world needs. I wish more teens went this route.

Posted at 11:17AM on Sep 12th 2008 by LA

70. THESE THREE IDIOTS WOULD PROBABLY THROW UP IF THEY SAW AN ACTUAL VAGINA....THEY PROBABLY WOULD SAY wHAT DO YOU DO WITH THAT? sINCE THEY SEEM TO LIKE TO DRESS LIKE LITTLE GIRLS AND SHOW OFF THIER VIRGIN BOOTIES TO THEIR GAY FOLLOWING...THESE TURDS ARE AS QUEER AS ELTON JOHN, GEORGE MICHAELS, AND BOY GEORGE.

Posted at 3:36PM on Sep 12th 2008 by fitty scent

71. seriously?
i adore the jonas brothers && at least they aren't man whores like everyone else.
they're setting an awesome example for my generation. back off of them.
at least they stand up for what they believe in..can you say that you do??

Posted at 5:24PM on Sep 12th 2008 by abigail10

72. Come on, folks. Sex is perfectly natural and normal. They are only "pure" right now because they are trying soooo hard to resist it! Waiting it ridiculous and stupid, old fashioned backward thinking based on one religion had of many in our country. As soon as they do it, they are going to kick themselves in the ass for ever waiting! There is nothing wrong with sex!

Posted at 2:29PM on Sep 13th 2008 by Pah-leeezzzzze

73. I would just like to add on to kayleigh's comment. Those guys did have those rings before they were famous. Heck, they had them before they even started the band! And besides, what's wrong with being a virgin till you get married?

(I basically just repeated kayleigh's comment didn't I? LOL.)

Posted at 10:36PM on Sep 12th 2008 by Unknown

74. whose purity are they serious about? their own or the girls? cuz technically, they don't have de-virginisation to go through, and will be pure for forever!! really retarded these idiots, like they really believe their own crap. management is getting a nice b$ner though.

she'll stay a pure virgin if she sucks it fer him? well true that is...just gotta find a good way to convince her that it's not disgusting. so practice lots! cuz it's worth a whole lotta gagging. and swallowing. cheers. the vomiting will go away too! ask the best. but as long as the girls enjoy it, it's all ok.

Posted at 7:54AM on Sep 13th 2008 by swallowing a man's loggies has never been greater!

75. i love the jonas brothers

Posted at 8:56PM on Sep 15th 2008 by samantha

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