You're a Phony! A Big Fat-Lipped Phony!

9/12/2008 9:12 AM PDT
We were seeing double last night in the Thirty Mile Zone, when one wasted Angelina Jolie doppleganger acted a damn fool in Hollywood.


Also -- Britney's bodyguard got pushy, Rider Strong's name was mocked and Nicollette Sheridan couldn't escape Michael Bolton's awful music.