Maybe we're just too cynical, but is it possible John McCain actually picked Tina Fey -- not Sarah Palin -- as his running mate?
Tina probably knows what the Bush Doctrine is.
9/14/2008 3:44 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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One of these two has the personality of a wet mop, and it isn't Tina Fey. Fey is actually much prettier as well.
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At least Tina would bring a much needed sense of humor to the position. IMHO she would also make a much better Veep, She could hardly have less experience than his original choice and probably more intelligence. But since she comes from Mass. she's likely to be a Democrat.
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jopat, I agree that Palin is prettier. What does that have to do with her qualifications?
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The only part of SNL that was funny and Tina did a good job .Go Sarah! Go
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The thing EVERYBODY should really be concerned right about now is what about Palin's past record is on all KINDS of issues that affect us everyday. Her position on many issues is very scary... Do your research people before you cast your vote for ANY candidate. TMZ - you ROCK!
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But seriously. Any woman who does not vote for McCain/Palin is probably still a cave dweller.
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7. But seriously. Any woman who does not vote for McCain/Palin is probably still a cave dweller.
Posted at 3:23PM on Sep 14th 2008 by Tarzan say NO!
Best comment EVER! What chemicals have you been huffing? hahaha, that was so rediculous, i think i may cry!
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That was the best, I laughed my hind end off! Unfortunately everything afterward wasn't so funny. Great skit! I miss TINA!!!!!
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"I can see Russia from my house!" LOL!!!
My crush on Tina Fey has never been stronger.
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turn them BOTH upside
down, it's all the same;
a JOKE..........
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* If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're "exotic, different."
* If you grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers, you're a quintessential American story.
* If your name is Barack, you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.
* If you name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.
* If you graduate from Harvard Law School, you are unstable.
* If you attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded.
* If you spend 3 years as a community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.
* If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive.
* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real Christian.
* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a Christian.
* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.
* If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state's school system, while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you're very responsible.
* If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values don't represent America's.
* If you're husband is nicknamed "First Dude", with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.
OK, much clearer now.
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I have always thought Fey was plain. Seeing her next to Sarah Palin does not change my mind. Sarah has a softer prettier face while Tina's features are sharper. Fey does have the advantage of the best cosmetologists to prepare her for the camera & cover up the still noticeable scar on her face. It's still a mystery as to what happened to produce the scar. When asked about it in an interview Fey said it was too painful & she didn't want to talk about it.
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