Wino: It's My Party, I Won't Show Up If I Want To

The surprising news: Amy Winehouse made it to twenty-five. The not-surprising-at-all news: She didn't show up to her own birthday party.

Wino was supposed to celebrate the big 2-5 at the Jazz After Dark Club in Soho London, according to the Sun, but just like one of her many concerts -- Ms. Cracky never came.

Amy Winehouse missing a party? Now it's time to start worrying.