Jennifer Lopez finished her first triathlon on Sunday morning in Malibu and immediately did what anyone else would do -- she flew across the country to NYC to celebrate her little husband's 40th birthday!
From wet suit to a gown in under six hours -- that's a new world record.
31. The new celeb thing to do now poop a baby out then enter a sporting event to show people how hot your not! First it was having little doggies on arms now this drivel. These women are so very insecure it makes me laugh to think anyone would look up to these type of media wh*res.
Posted at 11:35PM on Sep 15th 2008 by lise
32. Is this woman even here legally?
If she IS a born American, then will someone PLEASE tell me why she speaks with an accent that makes her sound like she just stepped off a banana boat?
She may have been able to buy her way into a pretty 1930s mansion on Long Island, but let's face it-this woman is a tacky entertainer who gets arrested after being questioned about a night club shooting in which police were taken on a high speed chase; this is nor the sort of person affluent people want in their neighborhood. People like Jennifer Lopez really don't belong there and let's face it-no matter how much money she has, she never will.
Also, what is up with that nose of hers? Is she a victim of domestic violence. which would certainly be unfortunate. I ask because her nose really makes her look like Hedda Nussbaum (look it up), which is not a good sign.
I realize that domestic violence and allowing their boyfriends to engage in child abuse while they look the other way, is quite common with Ms. Lopez' people. One need only watch WCBS news for a week and the calvalcade of suspects that are forced to do the perp walk from out of their housing project, as they hide their face in a parka hood, to know THAT fact.
But still...looking like your nose has gone a few losing rounds with Mike Tyson doesn;t exactly inspire one to buy into the Lopez brand, what's left of it, anyway.
Posted at 12:03AM on Sep 16th 2008 by Narcissa
33. HATTERS!
Posted at 10:19AM on Sep 17th 2008 by rosa
34. Oh, Rosa-
The poster here may be many things, but I SERIOUSLY
doubt that work as haberdashers is among them!
Cheers!
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Posted at 10:59PM on Sep 17th 2008 by Narcissa
35. She did really well even though she had a trainer. She doesn't look 5f6 though... she looks so tiny! She can't be more than 5f3.
Posted at 5:37PM on Oct 10th 2008 by Ann
36. hahahahahahahahaha, j ho looks busted from the floor up.
Posted at 10:20PM on Oct 4th 2008 by SassNSauce
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