We See Through Shauna

76.
I wonder how many men asked her how much she charged. Is she wearing a negligee?

Posted at 11:23PM on Sep 16th 2008 by DIANE T

77. Tisk Tisk,
With a photo like that out, she can never run for PTA president!

Posted at 11:49PM on Sep 16th 2008 by June Cleaver

78.
polarbear / black mamba / shuana;

miss me ?

Posted at 12:39AM on Sep 17th 2008 by david berkowitz

79. lol she was probly going to get drugs

Posted at 12:50AM on Sep 17th 2008 by SMASHLEY

80. Did her step-daughter who cheated on the Bachelor Matt Grant bear her bum bum at a stripper party in Las Vegas? Looks like this step-monster sets a good example all around!!

Posted at 12:59AM on Sep 17th 2008 by Shame Lame-Ass

81. I'm a fat ugly woman, and I think she's a skank and a disgrace to mothers everywhere. That said, it's not because of my fat ugliness that I find her a sad, nasty pathetic excuse for a human being, it's my judgement that a woman of her age, with young children should be more aware of how she portrays herself, for the kids' sake. There are many beautiful women in Hollywood, and I'll be the first to give them props for conducting themselves with class and taking their children's feelings into consideration. My kids will often comment about how they'd rather have me for their mom, in all my horrid fatness and ugliness, than one of these over-sexualized skanks who look like they're carrying a pocketful of STDs. My kids would be mortified if I were to dress and act like Shauna Sands.

Also, I was amazed to learn that she is in her 30's because I totally thought she was a mid-late forties soccer mom trying desperately to turn back the hands of time. Having so much plastic surgery so young always results in looking many years older by the time you hit your mid-30's. I have yet to see a woman in her mid-late 30's who has had facial plastic surgery at a young age look less than 45 years old. It's the nature of the surgery. You face changes throughout your lifetime. Removing youthful skin and tissue will only result in your skin thinning prematurely as it ages and eventually making you look far older than if you had let nature takes it's course.

If you look that old in your 30's Shauna, I hate to see what you'd look like in your 40's. Hope you like the looks of those Real Housewives of the OC, because you're looking more like that gold digging hag Lori every day.

Posted at 1:36AM on Sep 17th 2008 by gazoo

82.
there is absolutely
nothing premature here;

not even the a needle wants
to dispense their ejaculatory
numbness into that lifeless
body of falsehood ever again..........

even something without a pulse,
like a metal medical needle,
knows when to say when.

when enough is
FINALLY enough.

but NOT
shauna sand.......

Posted at 2:47AM on Sep 17th 2008 by david berkowitz

83. SHE IS NOT FIT TO BE A MOTHER,SHE DRESSES LIKE A HOOKER.
SHE LOOKS LIKE A HOOKER.
WHAT A SKANKY MINGER SHE IS
SHE WAS PROBABLY LOOKING FOR ROMAIN,IF HE HAS ANY SENSE HE WILL HAVE MOVED ON.

Posted at 4:09AM on Sep 17th 2008 by Lucia35

84. #6: Im not fat or ugly, and I think this woman is a total whore. A woman with kids (or without) should show a little self respect.
#50: Thank you, I was thinking the same thing.
#58: Your just reallllly stupid.

Posted at 5:48AM on Sep 17th 2008 by Bokbagok

85. WHERE IS LORENZO LAMAS???WHY DOESN'T HE GO TO COURT TO GET CUSTODY OF THESE CHILDREN???? I have lost all respect for him. Those poor little girls or his and Shauna's...

Posted at 6:23AM on Sep 17th 2008 by Judith

86. Response to post #88: Yep, I'm realllly stupid. "Really" stupid just means stupid. Putting two more "l"s on it means that I'm so stupid that if you ask me what time it is, I'll sit down on the grass and go "why?". When they were fine-tuning the script for "Forrest Gump", they studied my responses to questions found on grocery store coupons, to make sure they knew how to be EXTRA stupid if need be.

Shauna Sand is so pretty I think they use the light from her smile to make the moon shine at night. But, like you said, that might be realllly stupid of me to say.

Now, as realllly stupid as I am, now I have to get back to trying to train Cheney to learn how to look and listen at the same time. He gets so excited when he gets a gun in his hand. Or a firewood poker. Or when he hears something like "Do you think we should contact the Syrians, since the Israelis have been talking to them directly for a while, why the hell aren't we? Have you got Wolfowitz telling you what to do now too?". Sometimes he goes into seizures of horror if you say the word "Rumsfeld" suddenly.

Posted at 6:38AM on Sep 17th 2008 by PolarBear

87.
polarbear / blackmamba / shauna;

PLEASE stay with
what you KNOW !

aging, bleaching, botox,
botched surgeries, collecting
checks from the ex, lucite,
s.t.d.'s, tanners & tattoos.

life, in itself, is NOT
one of those topics.

just listen to YOUR rants, they
make absolutely NO sense woman.

the ONLY beam of light shining threw
that " pretty " little vacant head of YOURS,
is when a flashlight is being held against it..........

Posted at 11:35AM on Sep 17th 2008 by david berkowitz

88. Id go a little AC/DC with this chick

Posted at 3:19PM on Sep 17th 2008 by Me

89. Smoking hot and Im a chick

Posted at 3:19PM on Sep 17th 2008 by Me

90. I wore a dress like that to get married

Posted at 3:22PM on Sep 17th 2008 by Me