Hayek Barely Protected!

1. If you or I asked for a police escort through an airport, then we would probably be detained for hours while the police did background checks on us to find out why we would ask for an escort. I believe that these celebrities should have to pay a fee for this kind of private protection provided at taxpayer expense.

Posted at 9:40AM on Sep 17th 2008 by Chuck

2. i would gladly be her body guard for free...

Posted at 11:47AM on Sep 17th 2008 by racso

3. Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are.
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are.
And when your hand is on your heart,
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost a joker,
With your head down in the pig bin,
Saying "Keep on digging."
Pig stain on your fat chin.
What do you hope to find.
When you're down in the pig mine.
You're nearly a laugh,
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.

Bus stop rat bag, ha ha charade you are.
You f#cked up old hag, ha ha charade you are.
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass.
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost worth a quick grin.
You like the feel of steel,
You're hot stuff with a hatpin,
And good fun with a hand gun.
You're nearly a laugh,
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.

Hey you, Whitehouse,
Ha ha charade you are.
You house proud town mouse,
Ha ha charade you are
You're trying to keep our feelings off the street.
You're nearly a real treat,
All tight lips and cold feet
And do you feel abused?
.....! .....! .....! .....!
You gotta stem the evil tide,
And keep it all on the inside.
Mary you're nearly a treat,
Mary you're nearly a treat
But you're really a cry.

Posted at 11:36AM on Sep 17th 2008 by JEN2K

4. I've been to LAX more times than I can count and I never, ever see any of this type of action, and I
look for it!

Posted at 11:39AM on Sep 17th 2008 by L

5. Hey, Chief Bratton:

This crap has got to stop. Stop frittering taxpayer resources on celebs. If celebs need security, they can HIRE THEIR OWN SECURITY. There's not going to be any public mob over Hayak, Jamie Lynn Spears, etc.

Meanwhile, you claim never to have enough money to do your job.

The LAPD has the MOST BACKLOGGED file of rape kit tests needing DNA testing and you demand millions to do it.

Why don't you use the resources you have more wisely?

Why don't you stop costing L.A. taxpayers millions and millions in lawsuit payouts resulting from cop negligence?

STOP WASTING TAX DOLLARS ON CELEBRITY ESCORTS JUST SO COPS CAN RUB UP AGAINST SALMA HAYAK.

Posted at 12:42PM on Sep 17th 2008 by this is unacceptable

6. Jen2K what's with the Pink Floyd lyrics?

Posted at 12:46PM on Sep 17th 2008 by wisegirl

7. For just a few minutes in an airport it's probably impractical for Salma to hire her own security. But I think celebrities should pay a fee that goes to the city if they need this kind of protection. With the crush of paps and over-jealous fans who act like morons, I have no doubt that Salma does need security in an airport.

Posted at 12:47PM on Sep 17th 2008 by Taxeira

8. Airports have their own set of PUBLIC SAFETY officers, they don't use POLICE OFFICERS! They're not pulling cops off the street to escort a celebrity through the concourse. And sometimes not all celebrities ask for an escort. They like to try to live normal lives too y'know. The whole Jamie Lynn needing/having 7 officers escort her, is just ridiculous. That IMO was strictly for publicity & attention.

Posted at 1:42PM on Sep 17th 2008 by You Idiots

9. Is'nt the baby's daddy a billionaire, then why are they traveling commercial and not by private jet?

Posted at 8:34AM on Sep 18th 2008 by SNAPPLETEA

10. that is so stupid why does she need police officers escrting her to the airport?who does she think she is Amy Whinehouse? With her crack pipe smoking crack is wack crack is wack put down the pipe and jack she needs help save amy save her before its to late!!!!!!

Posted at 7:03PM on Sep 17th 2008 by jennifer

11. I also have been to LAX more times than I count. One day Salma Hayek and I will meet each other.

Posted at 2:06AM on Sep 18th 2008 by George William Gockel

12. THATS NOT A COP
THATS WEE WEE

Posted at 10:08PM on Sep 18th 2008 by dahn08