1. romur has it Jonny boy is boning one ot the sluts from The Hills...........the one with the weird eyes and white teeth, yo !

Posted at 4:34PM on Sep 17th 2008 by jandean61

2. What do you have against black anyway? I'm only wearing black until they come up with something darker. Maybe John is too.

Go Sox

Posted at 4:36PM on Sep 17th 2008 by Baseball Junkie

3. John sucks, one great big looser and one little wienny.

Posted at 4:37PM on Sep 17th 2008 by PJclean

4. I thought you said you werent going to give this douche any more attention..wtf ..I think you love him

Posted at 4:39PM on Sep 17th 2008 by NYone

5. OMG - not another John story. He is so OLD news. Can't you do any better???

Posted at 4:39PM on Sep 17th 2008 by GG

6. John Mayer.....Cheer up.....I think you should just come to Maui and chill ....catch some Aloha spirit and take it all in.....life is too good to be sad in New York City......besides letting your funny go to waste is really selfish....and all your douchebaggery was really refreshing.....kinda like a summer's eve........;)

Posted at 4:48PM on Sep 17th 2008 by equanimity42

7. He is sooooo playing you guys! Quit giving him airtime, TMZ. He is boring as he{{ !

Posted at 4:49PM on Sep 17th 2008 by Sucka

8. He sucks in bed (and not in a good way)

Posted at 4:50PM on Sep 17th 2008 by Jen A.

9. John Mayer meet the CELL PHONE. Pick it up and call sad-looking-like-you Jennifer Aniston and make up already. You guys are depressing.

Posted at 4:58PM on Sep 17th 2008 by jiji

10. LMAO jiji : "John Mayer meet the CELL PHONE. Pick it up and call sad-looking-like-you Jennifer Aniston and make up already. You guys are depressing."

It's a solution.

Posted at 5:02PM on Sep 17th 2008 by mikey

11. I love John Mayer. I miss his random happy sometimes meaningless rants. He was so amusing. Since him and Jen split there isn't even a smile :-(

I hope something brings him back. Has he been updating in his blog?

Posted at 5:05PM on Sep 17th 2008 by Jen

12. did you ever think that John Mayer looks at TMZ??!?!?! I really dont think that he would be this strung out after a break up. I dont see him as the guy who would wear nothing but black to show is true emotions after his break up. And as far as him not saying anything to TMA or the Paps... this is all just part of another game his playing with TMZ. I wouldnt be surprised that as soon as his relationship with another smoking hot skank from what ever god awful show he decides to rescue her from is discovered, I bet you will see him wearing bright colorful clothes to illustrate just how happy he is.

Posted at 5:12PM on Sep 17th 2008 by mtv is ruining the world

13. JM is a PUTZ, a DOUCHEBAG and a big fat TURD.

Posted at 5:46PM on Sep 17th 2008 by TommyBoy

14. Once you go black, you never go back.

Posted at 5:46PM on Sep 17th 2008 by Buckwheat

15. we know J.A. talked you into cutting your hair...but ...she had a hidden agenda...to take away your boyish charm !!!...thank god it wasn't a tat (was it ?)..so stop pouting ( wearing all black) ...get back into the game !!!

Posted at 5:46PM on Sep 17th 2008 by northern gyspy