Mama Spears: Casey's Feet Talked to Me, Y'all!

31. Who is Lynne Spears? An aging wannabe who nevercanbe.

Posted at 1:22PM on Sep 17th 2008 by jadaconforto

32. First his hands were all over "everything" and from that moment on, he knew he'd be putting his feet everywhere too!

Posted at 1:41PM on Sep 17th 2008 by Lauri

33. lynne spears is vile. she can rewrite history as much as she wants, but she is a horrible mother. she validates Dina Lohan as "Mother of the Year."

Posted at 2:19PM on Sep 17th 2008 by exBFF

34. This woman is incrediblyl stupid.

Every time she opened her mouth on the Today Show to answer Al Roker's questions, she proved her stupidity.

I can't believe people would spend their hard-earned money on this book. However, knowing the level of stupidity this country has sunk to (reality tv, etc.), I wouldn't put it past my fellow Americans.

DON'T BUY THE BOOK, PEOPLE!

Posted at 2:32PM on Sep 17th 2008 by bitter

35. Here's another great DumbAss Lynne saying: "Despite an estrangement that meant she watched on television the ordeal of Britney shaving her head in February 2007 and being taken to the hospital in hysterics last January, Spears said that Jamie Lynn's pregnancy was the hardest time of her life." And just why was the teen pregnancy worse than what Brit went through? Brit could have committed suicide or OD'd or something totally and irreparably tragic! No, it's not great for a mom to learn her 16 yr old daughter is pregnant, but worse that Brit's meltdown? NEVER! This is why I and a lot of others think that she was more upset about the pregnancy -- Typical Lynne, selfish and greedy and right in line with every stupid word she's ever uttered -- She was more upset because the teen pregnancy embarrassed her and delayed the publication of her ghost-written book!

Posted at 3:17PM on Sep 17th 2008 by Soleil

36. Way to go, 31, 32, and 33! Right on target, each one of you! Like others have been saying too, everytime this semi-retarded aging bimbo opens her mouth something more stupid comes on. You know what? She really showed her idiocy on the Today show!

Posted at 3:20PM on Sep 17th 2008 by Moira

37. Oh yeah, and any of y'all remember when Brit was melting down big time and things were so horrible for her? What did Pimp Mama Lynne say in an interview? "She's just trying to figure things out." I hope the Today Show is embarrassed that they wasted their time and probably money too, interviewing her.

Posted at 3:23PM on Sep 17th 2008 by TiJean

38. Yes, I remember that, 36. And do any of yuo remember the photo of Lynne in a lavender dress trying to get all up on Marilyn Manson? She looked like she was trying to cross her arms the way women do to squeeze some cleavage to show him, but the dress wasn't quite low cut enough. I can't help but wonder if Kevin did screw her so she'd stay on his side about the kids' custody? She was loving him up everytime she saw him. Photos showed that too.

Posted at 3:27PM on Sep 17th 2008 by Neonja

39. Yeah, ole Casey had his hands and other body parts all over minor Jamie Lynne and he was 19, and Lynne allowed it. That she let them shack up together was on the news, not just in some site like this. Jamie Lynn was a minor and her mother should have not allowed that, and/or should have taught her about birth control, but she did not. She never taught her girls anything to but how to make money for mama. And, lol, she's too dumb to cover her tracks.

Posted at 3:32PM on Sep 17th 2008 by adam

40. Ya know, except for Jamie Lynne's refusal to dump that stupid baby daddy Casey, she seems to be the only one of the Spears women who has good sense. She she technically doesn't qualify as a woman at age 17 except that she's got a chld now. Britney is just uneducated and too arrogant to remedy that, and she gets that from her mama. However, Brit finally seems like she's getting her eyes opened and throwing off her stupid mama's "teachings" and may just get a great life going for herself. I hope so. And I hope Jamie Lynne continues to mature and be wiser than her sister and wiser and less conceited than her mama.

Posted at 3:42PM on Sep 17th 2008 by Darci

41. If Mama Spears had an ounce of intelligence (and I don't mean education, those two things are not always the same thing) she would have told that ugly punk ass Casey to get his feet off her furniture. Then she should have picked up the telephone and called the police because Jamie Lynne was a minor kid. Then, she should have dealt with Jamie Lynne and made preparations for the baby but NOT sold the story for a cool million (or more) dollars. I would love to know how much of that million Lynne kept for herself, and you know she did keep some of it. That's what she does instead of working for a living anymore. Oh yeah, speaking of dumbass Lyunne comments, remember how she claims she quit a job where she had to get up and go to work everyday for mediocre pay, to help Brit with her career, and she called it a SACRIFICE. I know manya people and some are teachers, who would love to make that kind of SACRIFICE. She didn't carry Louis Vuitton bags and live in a big fancy house on her teaching salary. That had people laughing all over the place -- quitting her job to become rich and calling it a sacrifice! LOL

Posted at 3:49PM on Sep 17th 2008 by wtf???

42. Poor britney's reality show bombed. But it would be the comedy of the year to do a "reality" show of Lynne Spears and her life as she goes about her day to day bumbling stupidity. My mom used to have a book called kids say the darndest things where some guy collected all the funny and weird stuff little kids said and puboished it. Somebody should publish a book called "lynne Spears Says the Darndest Things" and publish that. Now, I would buy that Oh, and about that great sacrifice she made in quitting the job she "loved" -- well, now she's rich and she could go back to teaching if she loved working for a living so much. Has she done that? noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Posted at 3:55PM on Sep 17th 2008 by malefity

43. She said when Britney hit the big time and she couldn't be with her because she had to stay with Jamie Lynne, she also said she was a "single mom" working but she wasn't single then, and she didn't need the money by that time anyway because she was getting her bigass cut of Brit's new fortune. She couldn't tell the truth if you printed it on flash cards and held them in front of her. And if you watched the Today Show interview, everything she said was an attempt to clean up her ugly reputation, I didn't hear a single word about what's happened with her daughters that sounded like she cared about them, just about herself and what people think of her. That's disgusting.

Posted at 4:11PM on Sep 17th 2008 by barb

44. She even admitted she "wrote" that book (remember, she had a ghost writer) to tell people her side of things and to show she wasn't a "stage mother" or a bad person.

Posted at 4:15PM on Sep 17th 2008 by Soleil

45. Here Lynne goes again, another quote from her now famous interview on
Today: She's strong, Lynne said. She's resilient.
Shes had some big bumps in the road, but Britney is fine. Britney is headed to the top once again. I have no fears about Britney." We all hope Brit is really headed to the top again. But ... She's strong? Brit was not strong or she wouldn't have melted down so badly. Resilient? Maybe. And this one tops 'em all: "I have no fears about Britney." That kind of idiot thinking is what got Britney into a big crisis to begin with. Lynne is just so stupid! And she can't seem to learn the art of keeping her mouth shut if she can't say something intelligent.

Posted at 5:21PM on Sep 17th 2008 by meryl