
If only he had a private jet.

HA HA HA! This picture made my day. He probably thought the poo would move for him. He IS Diddy after all!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know his stylist spent 4 hours putting that outfit together, and now he's probably thrown away $300 shoes!!! Good doggy!!!
all of t'all are jealous azz haters..lol..so sad...take you poor broke,busted down asses..down some where..
I normally would have something uber terrible to say. I'm happy to report that at the moment I'm in fact sorry for his misfortune. Those look like some expensive ass shoes.
Stepping in dog doo is definately not karma for this man. Karma for him might be having an elephant fly overhead and poop on him during a live broadcast.
Maybe if he took those silly glasses off he would've been able to see that pile of $#%* in front of him. feel me? Lol!!!!!! love the pics. Dover in tha matha effing house!!!!!!!
what a pansy! that's the most fabulous little pose i have ever seen. and his hand is in his bodyguard's crotch.
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