Wanna Clean Courtney Love's Toilets?

Posted Sep 22nd 2008 2:30PM by TMZ Staff

Courtney LoveAre you a "non thieving non freaky housekeeper" in the Malibu area? Courtney Love could use your help!

Sick of using agencies who supply her with "PIGS who steal," the always crazy Courtney turned to the ever-reliable MySpace to find a new maid. She makes it very clear she doesn't want any "superfans" -- a little ironic for a posting on a fan site, don't cha think?

The pay may be good, but you'd have to be as crazy as Courtney to take that job.

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1. I don't think I would take the job.... What a mess that would be.

Posted at 4:20PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by CrypticHill

2. God, can you imagine having to clean after that pig of all pigs. On top of that, does she have any fans?

Posted at 4:20PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by I am not one of your FANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. Why would anybody want to clean this crazy nut's toilets??? Why would anybody want to clean toilets at all??? Yuck1!

Posted at 4:21PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by jeremiah

4. HELP WANTED: A normal person to clean my toilet, pick up my dirty heroin needles, arrange my Oxycontin jars in a nice neat order and clean up my vomit after i snort pure cocaine.

-Courtney Love

Posted at 4:23PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by theo

5. I wonder what it takes to clean her pipes{;o)

Posted at 4:57PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by Jimmy Phillips

6. Do I need to wipe her ass for her too?

Posted at 5:21PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by BitethebigoneCourt!

7. I'd just as soon shave my scrotum with a rusty cheese grater while chewing on tin foil in an electrical storm.

Posted at 6:39PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by SJ

8. Hell, I'll take the job. She'll spend her days wiped out and I'll be at the beach and still drawing paycheck.

Posted at 6:43PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by pncmsing

9. I wouldn't eat her if she was well done. No matter how long I cooked her, the stench and rancid taste would never leave.

Posted at 7:22PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by Hannibal the Cannibal

10. When Courtney's lips move crazyness spews out.

Stupid psycho, claan up your own sh*t and consider it therapy.

Posted at 7:29PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by Vote Obama

11. #10...SJ...
stop...i'm still laughing as i type...sooo...your not a fan ???...welcome to the majority of the human race !!!

Posted at 7:46PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by northern gyspy

12. F*ck what all those Miley Cyrus lovin idiots have to say. This woman is a TRUE musician and she was married to a LEGEND!! Miley Cyrus will never be any of those things. Who cares about her fame and sh*t. TRUE ARTISTS do it for the art, not the money. if you make money because you so good then so be it. But if you not good at all and only put out just to make money then F*CK YOU!!!

COURTNEY ROCKS!!!

Posted at 8:05PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by Jason

13. do we need to take her out on trash days?

Posted at 8:22PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by clean guy

14. Yes I would!!! I need to get out away from the East Coast and start fresh somewhere and make great memories and I am sure this is the place to be along with my cousin that lives in LA... I am not to proud to do the work of a maid/housekeeper/ PA... I am here just say the word and no clingy girl trying to get somehwere through this lady that I truly respect and people need to back off and let these people be who they are!!! None of us are better than the next and if the world could see this we would all live in a better place!!! I am here for you Courtney.. Angel Girl

Posted at 8:53PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by Lisa

15. If you come to NY I would be happy to do it. To be honest I dont really know much about you and money is money, I do houses here in NY and make more money than some people let go from Leham. Have plenty of references who are extremely happy with my work and NEVER a thing missing. Go ahead laugh all you nay sayers but tell me the last time the government was not in your pockets. Left the corporate world and make just as much money with out having to kiss butt to get to the next step. No one to answer to but myself...... So before you condem anyone for cleaning houses just think you may be there one day too...

Posted at 8:54PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by Marie

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