Home : Wacky & Weird : Wanna Clean Courtney Love's Toilets?

Wanna Clean Courtney Love's Toilets?

Posted Sep 22nd 2008 2:30PM by TMZ Staff

Courtney LoveAre you a "non thieving non freaky housekeeper" in the Malibu area? Courtney Love could use your help!

Sick of using agencies who supply her with "PIGS who steal," the always crazy Courtney turned to the ever-reliable MySpace to find a new maid. She makes it very clear she doesn't want any "superfans" -- a little ironic for a posting on a fan site, don't cha think?

The pay may be good, but you'd have to be as crazy as Courtney to take that job.

See Also



Tags: courtney love, CourtneyLove

Comments [29]
SHARE |
4ie6

Relevant Posts

Reader Comments

(Page 1 of 2) | 1 | 2 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments

1. Hooked on Phonics worked for me!

Posted at 3:16PM on Sep 23rd 2008 by Lucia

2. I dont like Courtney and I would clean her toilets/ be her maid. Then again I live in the heart of the deep south and I dont want to move from here so I suggest she finds someone she can trust.

Posted at 10:21AM on Sep 25th 2008 by angelica edwards

3. do we need to take her out on trash days?

Posted at 8:22PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by clean guy

4. I don't think I would take the job.... What a mess that would be.

Posted at 4:20PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by CrypticHill

5. God, can you imagine having to clean after that pig of all pigs. On top of that, does she have any fans?

Posted at 4:20PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by I am not one of your FANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6. Why would anybody want to clean this crazy nut's toilets??? Why would anybody want to clean toilets at all??? Yuck1!

Posted at 4:21PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by jeremiah

7. HELP WANTED: A normal person to clean my toilet, pick up my dirty heroin needles, arrange my Oxycontin jars in a nice neat order and clean up my vomit after i snort pure cocaine.

-Courtney Love

Posted at 4:23PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by theo

8. I wonder what it takes to clean her pipes{;o)

Posted at 4:57PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by Jimmy Phillips

9. Do I need to wipe her ass for her too?

Posted at 5:21PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by BitethebigoneCourt!

10. I'd just as soon shave my scrotum with a rusty cheese grater while chewing on tin foil in an electrical storm.

Posted at 6:39PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by SJ

11. Hell, I'll take the job. She'll spend her days wiped out and I'll be at the beach and still drawing paycheck.

Posted at 6:43PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by pncmsing

12. I wouldn't eat her if she was well done. No matter how long I cooked her, the stench and rancid taste would never leave.

Posted at 7:22PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by Hannibal the Cannibal

13. When Courtney's lips move crazyness spews out.

Stupid psycho, claan up your own sh*t and consider it therapy.

Posted at 7:29PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by Vote Obama

14. #10...SJ...
stop...i'm still laughing as i type...sooo...your not a fan ???...welcome to the majority of the human race !!!

Posted at 7:46PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by northern gyspy

15. F*ck what all those Miley Cyrus lovin idiots have to say. This woman is a TRUE musician and she was married to a LEGEND!! Miley Cyrus will never be any of those things. Who cares about her fame and sh*t. TRUE ARTISTS do it for the art, not the money. if you make money because you so good then so be it. But if you not good at all and only put out just to make money then F*CK YOU!!!

COURTNEY ROCKS!!!

Posted at 8:05PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by Jason

| 1 | 2 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments