Wanna Clean Courtney Love's Toilets?

Courtney LoveAre you a "non thieving non freaky housekeeper" in the Malibu area? Courtney Love could use your help!

Sick of using agencies who supply her with "PIGS who steal," the always crazy Courtney turned to the ever-reliable MySpace to find a new maid. She makes it very clear she doesn't want any "superfans" -- a little ironic for a posting on a fan site, don't cha think?

The pay may be good, but you'd have to be as crazy as Courtney to take that job.



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16. Yes I would!!! I need to get out away from the East Coast and start fresh somewhere and make great memories and I am sure this is the place to be along with my cousin that lives in LA... I am not to proud to do the work of a maid/housekeeper/ PA... I am here just say the word and no clingy girl trying to get somehwere through this lady that I truly respect and people need to back off and let these people be who they are!!! None of us are better than the next and if the world could see this we would all live in a better place!!! I am here for you Courtney.. Angel Girl

Posted at 8:53PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by Lisa

17. If you come to NY I would be happy to do it. To be honest I dont really know much about you and money is money, I do houses here in NY and make more money than some people let go from Leham. Have plenty of references who are extremely happy with my work and NEVER a thing missing. Go ahead laugh all you nay sayers but tell me the last time the government was not in your pockets. Left the corporate world and make just as much money with out having to kiss butt to get to the next step. No one to answer to but myself...... So before you condem anyone for cleaning houses just think you may be there one day too...

Posted at 8:54PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by Marie

18. She looks like she's seeing a big turd.

Posted at 10:50PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by Sasha

19. 17 Marie: I sure don't condemn anyone for cleaning houses! When I worked I had someone who cleaned my house. I figured up her salary, and she was making pretty close to what I was, without all the hassle of putting up with people! A good housekeeper is worth his/her weight in gold!!!

Posted at 10:55PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by Sasha

20. Is it weird that I think I'd be the perfect maid for Courtney Love?

Posted at 10:56PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by Aunt Flo

21. Of course no one in their right mind wants the job.

Working for a Psycho is never easy - you deserve combat pay woking for this freak.
Plus you would need a PHD in aberrant behavior.

Posted at 11:08PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by RS

22. i would lose it the first time she dropped a deuce on the bathroom floor

Posted at 11:12PM on Sep 22nd 2008 by jesus

23. BarrackOBottom says "Go, Fight, Win Bitches!" Check out my new undies!

Posted at 12:11AM on Sep 23rd 2008 by BarrackOBottom

24. She looks JUST LIKE Ursula the Sea Witch from THE LITTLE MERMAID. Can we get a side-by-side pic? Anyone? Anyone?

Posted at 8:21PM on Sep 25th 2008 by dlm1964

25. i would rather work fot satan. and i am not a fan of satan either haha

Posted at 10:16AM on Sep 23rd 2008 by lola7

26. I guess there's always the chance that by working as her maid, you might go down in history as the person that found her lying dead on the floor after overdosing and choking on her own puke.

I'm just sayin'.

Posted at 1:29PM on Sep 23rd 2008 by King Beef

27. Hey Courtney Love , Why did your 33 year old boy friend Russel Brand sexual Mock the 16,15 year old Jonas Brother ??

Posted at 5:01PM on Sep 24th 2008 by Russel Brand is 33 years old , the Jonas Brother are 15 years old.

28. I'd spray scrubbing bubbles into her mouth and crotch first just to be on the safe side...

Posted at 7:06PM on Sep 24th 2008 by burly logsplash

29. I would like to work for Mrs Love but I dont know where to contact her. I cleaned after her for 3 months while she stayed at a rahab program. I know how she likes things done and at the same time give her totally privacy and confifencialily.

Thank you

chica

Posted at 1:19PM on Oct 16th 2008 by chica

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