Celebrity Justice
Dane Gives Up Haunted Apartment!

Dane CookTMZ has learned Dane Cook has given up his fight to live in what he believes is an apartment that has a supernatural force.

Cook was evicted from a West Hollywood apartment last August after a jury decided the "comedian" habitually violated the rules requiring him to pick up his dog's crap.

As reported yesterday, Cook threw a Hail Mary at the judge, arguing that hizzoner should block the eviction because the apartment building had almost paranormal qualities -- John Belushi and Steve Martin both lived there, and Cook believed if he moved out his creative juices stop flowing and a bad case of writer's block would ruin his career. Did anyone see "Employee of the Month?"

Now, we've learned the lawyers appeared in court yesterday and Cook abandoned the appeal. The case has settled and the way we understand it, Cook has paid the landlord an undisclosed sum of money for the case to go away.

By the way, Cook now owns a $7 million home in the Hollywood Hills with spectacular views. Maybe his movies will actually suck less.

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16. You know what would look good on Dane Cook?

Me.

Posted at 12:16PM on Sep 23rd 2008 by HomeOfTheSweaterCows

17. To comment #12: Obviously you do...because you read it. By the way, your name "miley$$$" does it mean that you go miles with a guy for money?

Posted at 12:20PM on Sep 23rd 2008 by 4change

18. #14 and #15, if nothing else, at least Dane makes money and people know who he is, the same can't be said for you or me. Whether Dane is funny or not he is a celebrity, and the joke is on all of us because by giving him all this "bad press" he is getting attention that he otherwise wouldn't get.

Posted at 12:23PM on Sep 23rd 2008 by You Suck

19. My daughter likes him. YIKES

Posted at 9:05PM on Sep 23rd 2008 by IMWITH TALENT

20. This isnt even a picture of Dane Cook

Posted at 12:54PM on Sep 23rd 2008 by Me

21. 12. To whoever wrote comment #2, no one gives a sh1t who you're voting for.

Posted at 11:33AM on Sep 23rd 2008 by miley$$$

I CARE..GO MCCAIN AND PALIN......

Posted at 1:11PM on Sep 23rd 2008 by Here Again...

22. "LORD MAKE A WAY, LORD MAKE A WAY"

Posted at 2:08PM on Sep 23rd 2008 by SARAH PALIN & THOMAS MUTHEE

23. Who the hell is this guy anyway????

Posted at 4:50AM on Sep 24th 2008 by Joeyj

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