This Chunky Monkey Tastes Like Aunt Esther ...

PETA has sent a letter to the co-founders of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream urging them to replace the cow's milk they use in their products for, ahem, human breast milk.

PETA claims human breast milk would cause less suffering for dairy cows and would make a healthier choice for humans. For their part, Ben and Jerry's say they applaud PETA's novel approach -- but believe a mother's milk is best for her child only.

Think of it this way ... Bristol Palin and Jamie Lynn could use their new motherhood for lucrative afterschool jobs!



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1. are you kidding me??? that is absolutely disgusting!!! why wouldn't they suggest something reasonable.. like soy milk

Posted at 11:50AM on Sep 24th 2008 by bex

2. Are the PETA people on crack ?

Posted at 11:55AM on Sep 24th 2008 by tina

3. Ew!

Posted at 11:56AM on Sep 24th 2008 by WTF

4. WOW! That's sick....Extreme much PETA?

Posted at 11:59AM on Sep 24th 2008 by aSiF

5. Disgusting!!!
How are they going to "harvest" this milk?
Can it be homogenized and pasteurized?
Good way for crack whores to make money?
Sell your blood, sell your breast milk...yuk!

Posted at 12:05PM on Sep 24th 2008 by LWood

6. For gods sake, PETA has now officially "JUMPED THE SHARK"!
If they want to be taken seriously and not thought of as eco-terriorists they have got to pick their fights a little better. The cows still have to be milked, what should happen to all that milk, down the drain.?

Posted at 12:12PM on Sep 24th 2008 by sadieface

7. Its not at wonder nobody takes PETA seriously,the things they come up with is just stupid. And yes I belive they are all smoking crack....just the vegan orgain bio-friendly kind. Idiots.

Posted at 12:15PM on Sep 24th 2008 by Jay

8.

What the hell? This has got to be an April Fool's joke. PETA has already shown themselves to be pushing the envelope of common sense and decency, but are these idiots completely nuts?


Posted at 12:16PM on Sep 24th 2008 by OCD

9. oops before i get trashed talked I meant to say " Organic" not "Orgain"

Posted at 12:17PM on Sep 24th 2008 by Jay

10. PETA, you guys are the sick ones!!!!
that's just nasty!!!

Posted at 12:18PM on Sep 24th 2008 by do what????

11. Gross. That's it. Just gross.

Posted at 12:22PM on Sep 24th 2008 by Monika

12. Wow....like, any shred of credibility PETA had left after Pam Anderson became a spokesperson------has now been utterly lost.

Posted at 12:22PM on Sep 24th 2008 by I Love Animals, but geeze.....

13. Nothing like some nice frozen breast milk to cure my sweet tooth.

Posted at 12:32PM on Sep 24th 2008 by Amy

14. VERY FUNNY how everyone is disgusted at the idea of human breast milk, yet COW breast milk, cow's that have been pumped with hormones, antibiotics, and steroids, IS JUST FINE TO DRINK!!!!


EWW, I would much rather drink human breast milk than dirty cow breast milk!

In fact, I would rather drink NEITHER!

Soy milk for life!!!


Posted at 12:33PM on Sep 24th 2008 by celebuspawn

15. This just proved to me the absolute insanity of PETA. Sure, how about I go the diner I just ask for a big old glass of Chocolate Breast milk?! Come on now. How about I also ask Ben and Jerry to toss in some semen while they are at it - I understand it's just chock full of protein! OK - It is definitely time to pass a law against STUPIDITY! Now I am going to their website to tell them so....

Posted at 12:35PM on Sep 24th 2008 by FredsFeet

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