Sweatin' Like a Madonna in Church

16. It's called cankles.
the combining of the words 'calve' and 'ankles' to describe really fat ankles---about the thickness of a calve
In a sentence Madonna is sporting her Cankles.

Posted at 5:30PM on Sep 25th 2008 by Caro the Fabulous

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Posted at 5:31PM on Sep 25th 2008 by Gwen Mitchell

18. What, you guys have never heard of jesuit priests?? Kaballah and Roman Cathlocism go hand in hand, in that they both practice the black arts under the guise of "spirituality". Look it up, it's witchcraft, but they won't tell you that. Kaballah takes holy texts from ALL the major organized religions, and turns them into spells. And yes, they even do it with The Torah and Holy Bible. Are all Americans as clueless as TMZ readers?? Hmmmm... for your sakes, I hope not! Go search this stuff out, she may as well be called a witch, there is so little difference between kaballah and witchcraft. Peace Out!

Posted at 5:35PM on Sep 25th 2008 by hellooooo

19. The priest is making is making gestures with his hands. Perhaps a heart shaped box.

Posted at 5:35PM on Sep 25th 2008 by Madam MILF

20. Couldn't she have had her kids dress a little nicer.

Posted at 5:42PM on Sep 25th 2008 by pebbles

21. You're also supposed to cover your head when going into churches there, but of course Madonna is too good for that.

Posted at 5:54PM on Sep 25th 2008 by Nicole

22. THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY AND THAT IS JESUS HOPEFULLY MADONNA IS STARTING TO RELIAZE THAT THANK GOD,
JESUS LOVES ALL OF US AND IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT WE HAVE DONE HE WILL FORGIVE US AS LONG AS WE ASK FOR FORGIVENESS.

Posted at 6:05PM on Sep 25th 2008 by safire

23. The Kabbalah is a form of Jewish Mysticism and I suppose coud be considered witchcraft. However, the first thing borth Wicca and Kabbalah teach is to harm no one, and if you do, it will come back on you threefold. There is nothing wrong with "witchcraft". It is a worship of nature, the seasons and healing. It is called Wicca and has more followers than you might think. They do not turn people into toads or use babies' arms for spells, nor do Kabbalists. Translated literally, "Kabbalah" means "light" which is an integral part of the Jewish faith (think of the menorah). And if Madonna wants to go to a Roman Catholic church, she can. Neither the Wiccans nor the Kabbalists mind. Although she should have her head covered, but I think they give Americans some slack there.

Posted at 6:19PM on Sep 25th 2008 by h20

24. What a hypocrite. She bashes the Pope and then goes to Church.

Posted at 6:37PM on Sep 25th 2008 by SoCal

25. Awww, Christ, a member of Harvey's staff and you can't even spell shabbos right?

Posted at 6:40PM on Sep 25th 2008 by sparkys nemesis

26. At least shes not wearing a tank top. Obviously knows the difference between what some consider "entertainment" and reality. People who adopt children get a pass from me unless they do something harmful to those kids.

Posted at 6:46PM on Sep 25th 2008 by At least she went

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Posted at 6:46PM on Sep 25th 2008 by TMZ fan

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Posted at 6:53PM on Sep 25th 2008 by TMZ fan

29. No TMZ, as we say in my family...................Sweatin like a whore in church! I loathe this woman!

Posted at 7:07PM on Sep 25th 2008 by Dallas

30. she is catholic and her interest - like the rest of the hollywood sheep - in kabbalah, is a fad that is fading fast. nice example for the kids. was guy there?

Posted at 7:28PM on Sep 25th 2008 by ned flanders