Dope Sick Blues for Lance Armstrong
Testicularly challenged biking god Lance Armstrong could be facing a tough road back to competition.
Strict anti-doping rules dictate that riders coming out of retirement must wait a mandatory six-month dope-free period, which could thwart Lance's plans to compete in Australia in January.
Have no fear, he still has plenty of time to get ready for an unprecedented eighth ass-kicking win of the Tour de France next June.
