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Kirstie:

Look Who's Fingering

9/29/2008 5:34 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

How many calories can you burn by flipping the bird?


Positively radiant Scientolobeauty Kirstie Alley, 57, got her daily cardio fix while out lunching in Hollywood on Sunday.

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Winky Vitalic    

sorry, but this girl is a FAT MESS. and i do not say that b/c i am not. she is what she is. and don't give me that bs about her weight issues (or yours); she is fat. period. end of story. no judgement; just fact. guess we won't see any more oprah belly dancesfrom k.a.

peace out!

2182 days ago
17.

Twinker    

So that's where she puts the 13th doughnut.

2182 days ago
18.

angel46    

UGLY IS AS UGLY DOES. WHAT A LADY - NOT!

2182 days ago
19.

westvil1    

pig

2182 days ago
20.

Reality    

That looks like Fergie in 20-25 years.

2182 days ago
21.

perky    

I can't say as I blame her for having an attitude. The last time TMZ posted a photo of her, they made reference to her "hooves" and "hind legs". It was awfully malicious. Hold that finger high, Kirstie!

2182 days ago
22.

BOEING 787    

Like a swelling star running out of hydrogen fuel in it's core, Kirstie is a people giant,
she eats an a accelerated rate as she gets bigger, when she runs out of food she gets angry and goes supernova on everyone because she needs food and she ran out.

But seriously, where is that program that she wanted to start after she withdrew from
Jenny Craig.

Yeah back at ya Kirstie.

2182 days ago
23.

CattyGirl    

If you know Kirstie and her wicked sense of humor like I do, you wouldn't be posting such mean comments. That finger is now to YOU people that posted them!

2182 days ago
24.

LMAO @ you a$$hats    

What cow! Jenny Craigs worst nightmare I'm sure. Bet they hope Valerie doesn't pork out like this pig!

2182 days ago
25.

divalasvegas    

Classy, real f*cking classy! Looks like someone is sublimating their rage through eating. That's one big pissed off b!tch!

2182 days ago
26.

Black Teef    

Hopefully she didn't say, "PULL MY FINGER!" I bet she farts like a rhino!

2182 days ago
27.

Jimmy Phillips    

Kirstie, you're much better than that.


"True Beauty"
by Jimmy Phillips



Where does beauty come from does anyone truly know,
why it comes from deep inside, within your very soul!

It might show up anywhere in many different forms or shapes,
but it never comes from the outside that’s always a mistake!

A person who is friendly to everyone they meet,
whether it is family or a stranger off the street!

You can see true beauty anywhere if you care to really look,
it’s not what people think it is when viewing models in a book!

Beauty is something that’s possible for everyone to possess,
it makes no difference what you’re wearing blue jeans or a dress!

Eyes are windows to your soul, where your beauty always hides,
when you look into them passionately the attraction is worldwide!

True beauty comes from behind your eyes and that is where I see,
if the person looking back in mine are who they ought to be!

Some people smile with their eyes and you know it by their twinkle,
that’s what I see if you are large or small or even have a wrinkle!

A person should never be judged by their physical attributes,
it's what you do for others, that make hateful comments mute!

True beauty is a gift that resides deep inside our spirit,
some people never experience that feeling of sharing it!

And for all the ones who are guilty of making people cry,
be careful whom you look at with that void behind your eyes!

I arranged these words for all the beautiful people who are around,
the ones who have cried themselves to sleep with nothing but a frown!

So the next time you hear someone criticize about a person’s size,
simply tell them to take a closer look, the truth is behind their eyes!

2182 days ago
28.

Always lovedPaul    

I'm going to break some news her everybody. Sit down. JENNY CRAIG DOESN'T WORK. Have a lovely day!

2182 days ago
29.

!!    

She's NOT doing film.
She's NOT doing TV.
She's NOT doing advertising.

She's just a person living her daily life.

STOP following her around, taking her picture and writing hateful crap about her!!

2182 days ago
30.

Msfisty    

I think she may be in time for whale harpoonig time!!!

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