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Claby About an Eighth of a Shiloh

Well, they sure weren't paying for the whole "I'm Gay" exclusive.

Clay Aiken's baby fetched a -- shocking -- $500K from People mag, reports the New York Post. Another glossy, OK!, was in the running but apparently they felt the story was just ... ok, because they passed on it. "We did bid on the Clay story but thought it was just all right, not phenomenal," says a mag rep. (Shiloh Jolie-Pitt hauled in a reported $4 mil, which went to charity.)

People didn't comment on the Parker pics.

Jimmy and Sarah -- Not Effing After All?


So we spotted Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel holding hands over the weekend, but they're saying that's all they're doing ... for now.

"They remain close friends," a rep tells Usmagazine.com. But there's no romance, according to the rep, and any other suggestion is just f***ing ridiculous. This, though Sarah also just thanked Kimmel, kinda, at the Creative Arts Emmys earlier this month.

The funny pair broke up in July after dating for five years.

Carvey Brings Back Church Lady to Poke Palin


Ever notice how similar Sarah Palin's nasal intonation and lilting speech-rhythm are to that great "SNL" mainstay, Church Lady?

Dana Carvey -- the guy who created Church Lady -- tells the Las Vegas Review-Journal he's bringing her back in his stand-up act because Lady and Palin share a "kind of evangelical vibe." One big difference: "Church Lady doesn't have the hair that you would shake out and take the glasses off."

Wouldn't that be ... special?

Reader Comments

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16. All women should be soooo proud to have a smart,intelligent,strong beautiful women running for the white house.
Sarah Palin is a breath of fresh air

Posted at 10:59AM on Sep 30th 2008 by jenna

17. Sarah Palin is going to clean house
Sarah you go girl

Posted at 11:04AM on Sep 30th 2008 by jill

18. no muslim for president

Posted at 11:06AM on Sep 30th 2008 by bob

19. Well, SNL can laugh for an additional four years because McCain/Palin will be ruling the White House!!! GO PALIN!!!

Posted at 11:36AM on Sep 30th 2008 by cici

20. Come on people! Palin is so out of her league! I hope she's not eaten alive in her debate with Biden.

Posted at 12:50PM on Sep 30th 2008 by Kellie

21. Team PALIN all the way. I just wish that everyone would leave her alone. I feel as though they are intimidated by her because she is such a strong woman.

Posted at 2:32PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by EkatH

22. from the comments i've just read, its apparent that most of us love sarah, well, at least those of us who are smart!!!!! the others, well, hmmmmmm, not so smart.

Posted at 1:21PM on Sep 30th 2008 by lorenawoods

23. Are you all morons? Do only morons comment on TMZ? Have any of you even seen any Sarah Palin interviews? Do you really think this woman is smart? Do you really think Obama is a Muslim? The reason why morons get elected in this country is because the majority of the population are morons.
Morons vote for morons and morons think morons are smart.
You morons deserve Sarah Palin - God forbid McCain croaks in office and the Alaskan hockey mom/moose hunter takes over. You'll all be so screwed, you'll think Bush was the better President.

And why do you morons post about Sarah Silverman when this article was about Dana Carvey and the Church Lady???

Posted at 3:57PM on Sep 30th 2008 by Toots

24. Palin is pushing Obama farther and farther along in the polls every time she opens her mouth and another rambling, incoherent not-quite-a-sentence comes out -- did any of you actually SEE the Couric interview? So embarrassing it was almost painful to watch: to think that this woman could ever be VP,or, worse, President, if McCain dies while in office is absolutely mind-boggling. She is totally lost on foreign policy, geography, and economics -- when Couric asked her repeatedly to give specific examples of how McCain was going to reform the way Wall Street does business, something she herself had been quoted as saying, the best Palin could finally come up with after hemming and hawing around and attempting to not respond, was, "I'll get them (examples) and bring them to you"? Oh my freakin' word, are you KIDDING?????? Even nationally-revered Conservative spokespeople such as George Will and Kathleen Parker (you DO know who they are, right?) have said that she needs to bow out and let another more qualified candidate take her place -- that right there ought to tell you something, your own people are trying to get her to step down for the good of the party!!!!!

Posted at 12:03AM on Oct 1st 2008 by Buddha Lady

25. HEF WANTS SARAH PALIN TO POSE FOR HIM IN PLAYBOY,BUT OF COURSE SHE WON'T.SHES GOING TO BE OUR NEXT VP.WE LOVE YOU SARAH PALIN.

Posted at 1:20AM on Oct 1st 2008 by MIKE NY

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