Attack of the Killer Escalade!!

10/2/2008 11:51 AM PDT
A female photog has filed a complaint with the NYPD, claiming one of Britney Spears' bodyguards bruised her and tried to break her camera.

Carmen Valdes filed the report at the Midtown North precinct yesterday afternoon, claiming the gigantic bodyman "pushed and shoved" her and tried to break her Nikon camera. She also alleges Brit's Escalade almost hit her as it pulled away.

Cops tell us it's not the kind of case they investigate.