"Nailin' Paylin"

Sarah Palin is officially a legend! Hustler Video is shooting a porn with a look-alike titled "Nailin' Paylin." The spelling is sic and so is Hustler. You betcha!

The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who "will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door." In another scene -- a flashback -- "young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!"

There's also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes.

The video is in pre-production, but is being fast tracked for release before the election.

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61. Obama is the anti-christ, democrats have been breeding half-wits who are now old enough to vote

Posted at 10:24PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by free speach

62. Hey Yogi- if you knew anything you would know that giving large companies tax breaks keeps them in the U.S..creating jobs! Otherwise they may look elsewhere to base their company!

Posted at 12:04PM on Oct 5th 2008 by glee

63. americans dont know jack when it comes to issues outside their own back yard so their opinions on anything outside what goes on in their own particular state is valid what america does in other countries isnt.. i have never seen a people rejoice in ignorance and stupidty like the yanks who elevate the terminally stupid like palin and bush to a whole other level.. i dont give a rats arse what the pro bush pro palin morons think cos none of you can answer questions all you can do is attack biden and obama ... what qualifies palin to run america as that is exactly is what will happen if you are stupid enough to elect her to office... it is a state state of affairs when dumbass yanks support palin on the ground that she can memorise a speech but cannot answer direct questions... unblievable...

Posted at 10:48PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by noyankhere

64. i want to know what the actual sarah palin thinks o this?

Posted at 10:50PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by Joe Mama

65. Your poll asks whether Hustler is "Tasteless" or "Brilliant", but neglects to offer a button saying "Both!".

I definitely vote "Both"! Love that First Amendment!

Posted at 6:42PM on Oct 4th 2008 by motownsingleguy

66. 11. Biden won the debate according to a national poll of uncommitted voters:

You actually believe everything the democratically biased media tells you?
Hint: They report what they want you to hear, NOT what they don't want you to know.

Posted at 3:03AM on Oct 4th 2008 by Indyboo

67. I LOVE NINA HARTLY!!!!

Posted at 5:07AM on Oct 4th 2008 by Butt Lovin Bear 401

68. Now porno is being covered as legitimate news? Give me a break. Can't get any lower TMZ.

Posted at 3:02AM on Oct 5th 2008 by Warner Todd Huston

69. I would love to see Levi Johnston, pre-makeover, in the movie, doing it with his babymamamama. Bristol may be a wild small town party girl, but Sarah's is the MILF of the month. "Oh, Levi, gosh darn it, you're such a stud compared to Todd, I'm so happy you're part of the family now, oh my God...."

Posted at 2:00PM on Oct 6th 2008 by lunchlady

70. I am so happy that Pailin is getting a good prom approach. She is as dumb as a kite and she has been spoiled by the condervative media, Congratulations to Larry Flint!!! let's piss the Conservatives. Congratulations to Lisa Ann, godd fan of yours!!! Can't wait to see the movie, Carlos

Posted at 11:42PM on Oct 6th 2008 by Carlos Zamudio

71. "Yogi"
[What were you watching?She wouldn't answer the moderator's questions,instead rambling on about mccain being a maverick,blah blah blah.Why won't her or mccain explain how givin oil companies who have made $600 billion since 2001 tax breaks helps America?Why won't she comply with the Supeonas about troopergate?What does she have to hide???]

You're a complete ignoramus. Learn something about profit margins before you go complaining about "windfall profits." And you really think those ridiculous taxes imposed on the oil companies are paid by the oil companies? Nope, that goes straight into the price you pay to fill your tank. This is why government regulation isn't effective, and causes more problems than it helps. But who am I to argue with you? Obviously you have a better working knowledge of self government than the founding fathers do.

Posted at 4:13PM on Oct 6th 2008 by TC

72. Stop hating on Lisa Ann she makes the perfect Palin. Can't wait till the movie comes out!!

Posted at 9:06PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Elusive

73. Quit dragging politics into this...its PORN. Nobody will care about foreign policy or the economy while watching this movie. Its going to be hot.

Posted at 11:48PM on Oct 8th 2008 by Gary

74. If this movie does well we can look forward to a sequel. How about revealing Sarah's secret lust for black men? Or a peek into Bristol's bedroom? I think young Levi is hot. Sarah says he has "huge potential." Woof.

Posted at 11:49AM on Oct 10th 2008 by lunchlady

75. I will buy the video. Lisa Ann looks like Palin with the glasses. As far as the VPILF she should worry about her family. Maybe if she paid more attention to her kids her daughter wouldn't be knocked up. What ever happened to just say no?

Posted at 1:03PM on Oct 10th 2008 by MaderaGuy

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