Go Shawty, It's Your Sister's Birthday

16. Those Hilton girls have the BIGGEST HANDS and FEET I've ever seen on a girl!! WTF?!? Maybe they were born hermaphrodites and Rick and Kathy got to choose their gender??? WRONG CHOICE!!!!!!

Posted at 7:49PM on Oct 5th 2008 by nsaustin

17. Porn Star

Posted at 11:04PM on Oct 5th 2008 by In Other News, Porn Star Paris Hilton...

18.
Now that's a skank if ever I saw one.

At least when I dance it is with the STARS!

Posted at 11:06PM on Oct 5th 2008 by Kim K

19. Paris, you need to just go sit down some where, as your the ass that every party has to suffer, only none of the fake people there will cough up the truth to tell you. Ok, here is some truth for you, your too old and now you look old, to act the way you are, dancing on tables? Right real class, I really think your in need of help, as what is going to happen to you when the media no longer takes your photo? You will be one to those crazy Hollywood who walks around in old dresses, posing for pictures. Please know your not healthy, and need help, perhaps medication? The world does not center on you, nor do you look good in that fake barbie hair, eyes and fake and bake. It is really sad, as Benji stands by looking at you, it is easy to see that you embarrass him.

Posted at 1:50AM on Oct 6th 2008 by YODA SPEAKS

20. Am I the only one who thinks that Nicky looks like a transvestite?

Posted at 8:46AM on Oct 6th 2008 by yeah right!

21. Dear Paris,

Thank you for visiting me in my dream last night. I dreamed I was on TV with you.
Yesterday I listened to your CD.


800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 11:07AM on Oct 7th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

22. Thank you for visiting me in my dream last night and jerking me off. I had to take a really bad crap so I dreamed I was on TV with you and we crapped together while the others watched in awe.
Yesterday I listened to your CD, puked my guts up and enjoyed another giant crap.

Posted at 3:53AM on Oct 9th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla