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Angelina JolieIn case you lose count of how many kids there are in the Brangelina brood, just peep Angie's left arm.

Angelina showed up for her new movie last night with a new accessory -- a tattoo. Well, two tattoos, to be exact, and they ain't even that new.

See, Ang tattoos the latitude and longitude of the birthplace of each of her children on her left arm. So now she's got two new lines to symbolize the births of Knox and Vivienne.

At the rate she's going, she's going to run out of skin.



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46. So now that her tummy tuck is healed, now that she has gotten her tattoos and botox and freshened up her CoC* Sucking lips with another round of Restylane, she is ready to face the world and pretend she is a humanitarian. Talk about turning a whore into a housewife, at least for the media. I don't know who I feel more sorry for, all of those imported accessories she calls her kids and dumps off on the nannies, or her ignorant boyfriend who keep sticking it in her and breeding with this mental case. I am sick to freaken death of hearing about this fake assed couple and their pretend family. Those kids are going to grow up with a heap of emotional issues.

Posted at 4:07PM on Oct 5th 2008 by RobertBee

47. Just when you think Angelina is done doing moronic stuff, she surprises you. Maybe, she can bury the placenta
of her next child and plant a tree on top of it. Oh, that's right, Matthew McConaughey already took that idea

Posted at 4:20PM on Oct 5th 2008 by Lawgirl Rocks

48. They're crooked! Looks ugly and rushed nd not on bit attractive

Posted at 4:20PM on Oct 5th 2008 by Cinnamon

49. That's the ugliest tat I've ever seen, looks like a supermarket price scan! Can't she remeber her children by ...oh, let's say....LOOKING AT THEM, TALKING TO THEM, HOLDING THEM, CUDDING THEM?Not dragging them all over the world with their hands held by nannies! Stop buying people for 5 minutes and stay home and pay some attention to the ones you already bought, and oh yeah, the one you spit out with that guy you slept with who was married. Classy dame, you betcha!!

Posted at 4:36PM on Oct 5th 2008 by Reta

50. That's so stupid and trashy.

Posted at 4:29PM on Oct 5th 2008 by abby

51. Ya know, I was always against tatts until I moved to Hawaii. I learned the culture and tradition of being inked and it was beautiful. Angelina is putting a permanent mark on her arm because of the love she has for those children. I met a grandmother in Hawaii who has a small butterfly inked on her leg for each of her grandchildren. Pink butterflys for the little girls and blue butterflys for the little boys. So, Angelina, if putting tatts on your arm represents somthing special to you for your children, good for you.

Posted at 4:45PM on Oct 5th 2008 by mauichick

52. Wow, what a bunch of haters!! My opinion: you're all so jealous of her life it's making you sick. To feel that much poison for someone you don't even know....just what you read in the tabs.......you guys are WAY sicker than she is. And, by the way...aren't you afraid of being judged by the Big Guy someday, the way you people are judging her. Get a freakin life.

Posted at 4:49PM on Oct 5th 2008 by Comeon

53. p.s. Pretty much the ones who are writing in are women. What's the matter? Hubby don't look at you anymore cause you're getting old and fat? Teeth gettin' loose? Wearing granny pants?

Posted at 4:49PM on Oct 5th 2008 by Comeon

54. I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT SHE WAS A NUTJOB. NOW I THINK SHE'S REALLY STUPID TOO. #11. TELL US ALL WHAT QUALIFIES OBAMA TO RUN THIS COUNTRY?WHAT EXPERIENCE DOES HE HAVE TO EVEN BE A MAYOR? WHAT HAS HE ACCOMPLISHED IN ILLINOIS????DOES HE HAVE MILITARY EXPERIENCE??HAVE YOU READ ANY OF THE CHICAGO NEWSPAPERS IN THE PAST 3 YEARS????

Posted at 5:01PM on Oct 5th 2008 by P*DOG 7

55. HeySus, I am sorry you did not receive your 'Benefits for Same Sex Partners".

Posted at 5:40PM on Oct 5th 2008 by Crackhead

56. OMG. Are you all kidding me? Angelina Jolie is gorgeous; All the people writing in are either jealous or gay; Believe me, if you saw her on the street you'd be speechless. Sure, she's had her fair share of lovers, but is that a reason to call her a whore? Are you telling me that everybody leaving comments is a virgin or hasn't had a few relationships that you look back on and think, "what the hell what I thinking?" Get over yourselves. She's a good mother, in case you haven't noticed, SHE HASN'T LOST HER KIDS, and she's adopted children from foreign countries that probably wouldn't have been able to even IMAGINE the life they're living now. She's the damn ambassador to peace; Isn't that telling you something? You people are the ones that say bad things about good people until they crack, then gloat about their misfortune... when all in all you have three times the skeletons in your closet and not even half the excuse. However, it is an unattractive tattoo, but it IS original. And hell, everybody knows she has an odd way of showing her affection... this is HER way of admiring her children. The money she got for the baby pictures has gone to charity, and yet you still find ways to put her down. Get off your fat lazy asses and put the passion you have for hating people into making yourself a better person and maybe you wouldn't be so ignorant that you have to put other people down (people you don't know, never will know, and only know what media has stated) in order to make yourself feel more confident. You're still going to be fat and ugly no matter how many times you insult other people.

Posted at 5:16PM on Oct 5th 2008 by Shauna

57. It's like an inventory of her collection, creepy.

Posted at 5:20PM on Oct 5th 2008 by Melissa

58. P*DOG7

Not ALL former Presidents were Mayors.
Not ALL former Presidents were in the military

What qualified Reagan to be President?

Vote!!

Posted at 5:26PM on Oct 5th 2008 by my2.5cent

59. Some of you groupies remind me of Yolanda Saldívar.

Whoring your children's pictures for charity is still whoring out your children. The money, the children all bring her fame, fortune and silly people who think she is their hero.

Posted at 5:26PM on Oct 5th 2008 by MSA

60. You mean if I starve,gorge, and puke over and over, botox, plastic surgery, collagen injections and fake tan I too can look like this skank? No thanks.

Posted at 5:26PM on Oct 5th 2008 by Crackhead

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