Celebrity Justice
David Crosby -- Lowe Nanny Liked It Big and Black

David Crosby claims the only thing bigger than Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young was the genitalia Rob Lowe's nanny coveted.
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In a declaration filed in the case of Laura Boyce -- the former Lowe nanny who claims she was sexually harassed -- Crosby claims he went to Hawaii last year and spent some time with the Lowes and Boyce. He claims during the trip, Boyce "stated on several occasions that she only dates 'black guys' because of their 'c**ks.'"

Crosby adds, "Laura Boyce was open about her personal life and dating preferences and freely discussed that in front of my wife and me."

In another declaration, Heather Melchiori, another friend of the Lowes, says last year, while having lunch with Sheryl Lowe, "Laura began bragging about the size of her boyfriend's penis. Laura said that her boyfriend was an African American athlete." She added that Laura bragged that "her boyfriend's penis was 'the second largest black c**k in the NBA.'" And for good measure, Melchiori adds it was so big, Laura "had to wear a 'life saver' so that his penis didn't 'rip her p***y apart."

Crosby's first solo album was called "If I Could Only Remember My Name."

Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Rob Lowe

Reader Comments

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1. HAH!!

Posted at 1:31PM on Oct 7th 2008 by King Beef

2. What's a "life saver"?

Posted at 1:38PM on Oct 7th 2008 by RogerDavid

3. Lol is this really news everybody knows black guys be swinging...Now for to yap about it at a dinner party truly classy lmao...I guess it's true what they say white girls go crazy over big black snake ....

Posted at 1:38PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Idiotsaywhat

4. Gee, how classy!! She'll lose for sure now!!

What a trashy slore!!

Posted at 1:42PM on Oct 7th 2008 by OMG

5. Well black men are hung much much MUCH better than white men are. There is no denying that. I don't even think a white man would deny that much. ;-)

But its still very classless for her to be having conversations like this and then claiming to have been sexually harassed. It sounds like Lowe's wife was commenting on what had always been ok to comment on and this woman is trying to act like its NOW such a big deal. What a classless whore.

Posted at 1:45PM on Oct 7th 2008 by OMG

6. ACTUALLY...........................black men are not bigger than white men. Look at the studies, they indicate that black men are larger when flaccid and thus the rumors began all those years ago. In part, the rumors were to animalize black men as well - part of our racist past. Truth be told! Black men and white men are essentially the same size once they become erect.

Posted at 1:54PM on Oct 7th 2008 by The Professor

7. DUDE, WHATS A LIFE SAVER?

Posted at 2:04PM on Oct 7th 2008 by JRAD247

8. david crossbe is a FAT, UGLY piece of crap..he has a 2nd organ as he drank and drugged too much.. Organ transplant..he took an organ that should have gone to a younger person..He is an arrogant pig

Posted at 2:11PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Cha Cha O Brien

9. "ACTUALLY...........................black men are not bigger than white men. Look at the studies, they indicate that black men are larger when flaccid and thus the rumors began all those years ago. In part, the rumors were to animalize black men as well - part of our racist past. Truth be told! Black men and white men are essentially the same size once they become erect. "

Yeah ok!! Then why is this so universally believed and proven?? Why don't women go around talking aboutthe white men being "hung like a horse"?? Why don't women go around fearing that they will be " split open" by white men?!?! Deaal with it!! the white man can't be superior in everything....

Posted at 2:13PM on Oct 7th 2008 by OMG

10. Please explain what a life saver is?

Posted at 2:14PM on Oct 7th 2008 by sunniski

11. why do i read this crap while i eat lunch???? Glad I'm not having hot dogs

Posted at 2:17PM on Oct 7th 2008 by jen

12. Laura Boyce is not even a cute little slut. Who is this NBA player anyway? What a mess, must have been funny hearing Crosby recounting penis details in open court. I could not imagine sitting on open court recounting those comments.

WOW!

Posted at 2:19PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Mark

13. LMFAO, no one has seemed to give an answer yet...WTF is a life saver?????? And where can I get one? ROTFL, j/k :)~

Posted at 2:25PM on Oct 7th 2008 by AvaBardot

14. What a waste of space on trash

Posted at 2:28PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Mybad

15. The funny thing is, Lowe is said to have a very small d*ck. I wonder how he is feeling today?

Posted at 2:43PM on Oct 7th 2008 by TIM

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