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David Crosby -- Lowe Nanny Liked It Big and Black

Posted Oct 7th 2008 1:20PM by TMZ Staff

David Crosby claims the only thing bigger than Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young was the genitalia Rob Lowe's nanny coveted.
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In a declaration filed in the case of Laura Boyce -- the former Lowe nanny who claims she was sexually harassed -- Crosby claims he went to Hawaii last year and spent some time with the Lowes and Boyce. He claims during the trip, Boyce "stated on several occasions that she only dates 'black guys' because of their 'c**ks.'"

Crosby adds, "Laura Boyce was open about her personal life and dating preferences and freely discussed that in front of my wife and me."

In another declaration, Heather Melchiori, another friend of the Lowes, says last year, while having lunch with Sheryl Lowe, "Laura began bragging about the size of her boyfriend's penis. Laura said that her boyfriend was an African American athlete." She added that Laura bragged that "her boyfriend's penis was 'the second largest black c**k in the NBA.'" And for good measure, Melchiori adds it was so big, Laura "had to wear a 'life saver' so that his penis didn't 'rip her p***y apart."

Crosby's first solo album was called "If I Could Only Remember My Name."

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16. mmm...if he's the second largest who is first????

Posted at 3:20PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Curious

17. The funny thing is, Lowe is said to have a very small d*ck. I wonder how he is feeling today?

Posted at 2:43PM on Oct 7th 2008 by TIM

18. @OMG

Do some research around the internet before you run your mouth. The studies have shown exactly what was said earlier.
African American men are showers and white men are growers. Usually the case. Now there are exceptions on both sides of the fence. There are white guys who are bigger than black guys. I seriously hope you dont base your experience on internet pr0n because alot of those are prosthetic ones.
Average dude pole length is about 5.9. It doesnt go by race it goes by male study.

Posted at 3:08PM on Oct 7th 2008 by metfuel

19. @ metfuel:

You didn't answer my question. If it is the case that white men and black men are "hung" the same how come you never hear about the white mans extremely large penis?? Why aren't women falling all over him in bed?? Why are white women running off to black penis in RECORD NUMBERS???

It has nothing to do with internet porn. It has to do with common wisdom and what all women say. It has to do with what some white men will admit. BLACK MEN ARE BIGGER THAN WHITE MEN.. It's okay - get over it!!

Posted at 3:15PM on Oct 7th 2008 by OMG

20. 12. why do i read this crap while i eat lunch???? Glad I'm not having hot dogs

Posted at 2:17PM on Oct 7th 2008 by jen


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Well, I AM having a weenie for lunch and it just backed up in my throat!!!

In REAL life (as opposed to cartoon fantasy life) whoever said that big, huge, enormous, gigantic, WHAT-THE-F**K EVER d**ks were hot, desirable, or anything of the kind???? Sorry but I've only ever heard gay men obsess over that sort of thing. Yeah, the ethnic competion cliche is always out there, too, but that's so tired. Everyone knows fatter is better than longer. So, all this Long Dong Silver business is just freak action. No thanks.

Posted at 3:19PM on Oct 7th 2008 by R.Zimmerman

21. @ R ZIMMERMAN:

Thats a SOUR GRAPES comment if I've never heard one... LOL!!! Everyone knows that SIZE MATTERS and black men have it all over the white man in length and width.....

Posted at 3:24PM on Oct 7th 2008 by OMG

22. "mmm...if he's the second largest who is first????"

Well - he's not white, that's for sure!!!

Posted at 4:23PM on Oct 7th 2008 by OMG

23. Hey guys, Not ALL women are that concerned with the size of a guys penis. That would be like saying all guys are concerned about the size of a girls breasts. Oh wait.....................nevermind.

Posted at 3:35PM on Oct 7th 2008 by jen

24. You know what? I am a Black man and I am offended by this crass, stupid remark. if this woman said this while out in public, then shame on her because it is obvious that she is using that guy for only one reason. I hate stupid comments like that and I wish that folks would just stop assuming this stuff and keep their comments to themselves.

Posted at 3:44PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Darnell

25. Life saver: it's literally shaped like a life saver that he wears on the base of his penis during sex so that he doesn't plunge quite as far into her as he could if he wasn't wearing one.

Posted at 3:44PM on Oct 7th 2008 by monkeynoodle

26. Wonder if she'll call Lisa Lampinelli as a character witness!

Posted at 3:50PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Mrs. Pine

27. The only white chicks running off to be with black dudes are fat-assed trailer trash whores. They don't mind the smell.

Posted at 4:04PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Gramps

28. @ Darnell or # 25:

Stop lying guy!! You KNOW you are not a black man... Since when does a black man - or any man for that matter - get mad at being told how big, succulent and satisfying his penis is?!!?

I can see right though you guy!! You're white, aren't you?!?!? Stop being bitter!!

Posted at 4:23PM on Oct 7th 2008 by OMG

29. Being a woman that has had both black and white.....There is NO DIFFERENCE!! Some are small and some are medium and some are big....end of story!

Posted at 4:13PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Sandra

30. @ Sandra or #29:

Yeah, umkay!! And as a woman who has had both I happen to think the black man is much bigger and more satisfying.

END OFSTORY!!!

Posted at 4:24PM on Oct 7th 2008 by OMG

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