Celebrity Justice
David Crosby -- Lowe Nanny Liked It Big and Black

David Crosby claims the only thing bigger than Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young was the genitalia Rob Lowe's nanny coveted.
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In a declaration filed in the case of Laura Boyce -- the former Lowe nanny who claims she was sexually harassed -- Crosby claims he went to Hawaii last year and spent some time with the Lowes and Boyce. He claims during the trip, Boyce "stated on several occasions that she only dates 'black guys' because of their 'c**ks.'"

Crosby adds, "Laura Boyce was open about her personal life and dating preferences and freely discussed that in front of my wife and me."

In another declaration, Heather Melchiori, another friend of the Lowes, says last year, while having lunch with Sheryl Lowe, "Laura began bragging about the size of her boyfriend's penis. Laura said that her boyfriend was an African American athlete." She added that Laura bragged that "her boyfriend's penis was 'the second largest black c**k in the NBA.'" And for good measure, Melchiori adds it was so big, Laura "had to wear a 'life saver' so that his penis didn't 'rip her p***y apart."

Crosby's first solo album was called "If I Could Only Remember My Name."

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31. 24. Life saver: it's literally shaped like a life saver that he wears on the base of his penis during sex so that he doesn't plunge quite as far into her as he could if he wasn't wearing one.

Posted at 3:44PM on Oct 7th 2008 by monkeynoodle
thanks i can sleep better knowing now...lol

Posted at 4:25PM on Oct 7th 2008 by ann in toronto

32. @ GRAMPS or #28:

YEAH RIGHT!! Apparently the black man doesn't mind the wet dog smell either!!!

LOL at your penis envy!!! White women must not mind having a big black penis up in them either and its not just the trailer park ones!! It's ALL of them!! Most white women would screw a black man in a heartbeat!!! Get used to it!!!

Posted at 4:26PM on Oct 7th 2008 by OMG

33. Being a white woman who is not trailer trash ( I am an accountant), I can say from my personal experience that, on average, black men are more endowed than white men. I have not had any experiences with Asians or Hispanics. I will say that the heavier the man, regardless of race, the more it seems to shrink. LOL.... So, ladies, you should marry a think black man like i did.

Posted at 5:43PM on Oct 7th 2008 by MDCPA

34. OMG - You keep asking why no one answers your question about why people don't go around saying white men are hung like a horse. Ask yourself that question and you will see why. What you are not responding to are facts about the male anatomy?

Okay I'll give you a little hint about your question - Race. Okay here is another one - what white guy would want to be compared to an animal? Need another - Class

As for white women running off with black men - please show me this proof from a logical study. Sounds like you are not a very classy person so I'm sure these white women you know will probably bonk just about anything with a penis.

What else do I need to answer - yes, it is a proven fact that men who need to talk about their "large" penis size suffer from little man syndrome. Also, just because a penis is large does not mean a man knows how to use it correctly.

Now dispute the facts on the male anatomy not just slang talk....................I'm waiting!

Posted at 4:32PM on Oct 7th 2008 by lissabell

35. For the IDIOTS that are cosigning this DumbA$$ED MYTH - Men of different colors have tools of different sizes. The only FOOLS that brag about either - really Don't Possess it and have esteeem issues OR don't have ANYTHINGELSE in the WORLD GOING ON FOR THEMSELVES!!!!

Who cares what size it is if you DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE IT! ONLY LOW CLASS Men brag about such FOOLISHNESS!

Posted at 4:39PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Trace

36. Post #7is actually accurate. It's just a rumor and myth that constantly gets perpetuated.

Posted at 4:42PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Chelsea

37. There is no difference. End of Story. Its all trash talk becuz some people perceive it as a way to one up the white man. Myth!

Posted at 4:49PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Ted

38.

It appears that she knows how to get everyone's attention with her titillating conversation. Raunchy and completely inappropriate, but maybe that's what well brought up women talk about in Hollywood.

Posted at 5:00PM on Oct 7th 2008 by OCD

39. Women are far more concerned with the size of a mans bank account. VS the size of his oscar-meyer.

Posted at 5:02PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Sentence structure matters

40. #39, I think you hit the nail on the head. I knew a girl who would only date professional (mostly black) athletes and it wasn't for their ballpark franks. I was for what was in the bank!!!!

Posted at 5:20PM on Oct 7th 2008 by jen

41. # 40...They don't have bigger privates! Thats the point! Jesus.

Posted at 5:25PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Ted

42. "OMG" - you are a black d1ck obsessed, skanky moron. You have no proof for any of your silly allegations "women flocking to black men in record numbers" - what a silly crock of crap. It must just be all of your skanky friends in the trailer park. Size only matters to the MAJORITY of women if it falls in EITHER extreme - too big or too small.

This nasty nanny is obviously an attention whoring skank trying to use shock value to get attention. To some sad people like her, ANY attention is good attention, even if it shows the world what a moronic skank she is. Sad.

Posted at 5:39PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Ms_Tell_It_Like_It_Is

43. "37. There is no difference. End of Story. Its all trash talk becuz some people perceive it as a way to one up the white man. Myth!"

As I recall it was the black man who was stripped naked on the auction block and examined like an animal- his genitals were examined as a way of assigning worth; just the way you would a horse- or a dog. It was a fear perpetrated by white slave owners who saw their women as pure and chaste, and feared miscegenation. We see those same fears even today.

I see commercials, several of them- promising to make white men bigger by just taking a pill- or sipping from some unknown solution. As a 50 year old black man- (married 27 years with 4 children) I’ve never understood this particular preoccupation. The black man was bred like chattel and sold as such. In John Howard Griffin's book, "Black like Me" he spoke of the perverted curiosity white men voiced concerning the sexual practices of the negro.

"It quickly became obvious why they picked me up. All but two picked me up the way they would pick up a pornographic photograph or book-except that this was verbal pornography.
With a Negro, they assumed they need give no semblance of self respect or respectability.
The visual element entered into it. All of the men showed morbid curiosity about the sexual life of the Negro, and all had, at base, the same stereotyped image of the Negro as an inexhaustible sex-machine with over-sized genitals and vast store of experiences, immensely varied. They appeared to think that the Negro has done all of those "special" things they themselves have never dared to do."

The book goes on….
“Although Griffin travels throughout the Southern States, the state of Mississippi serves as a
catalyst for the realization of what it is truly like to be a Negro in 1959.”

It is a terrible thing for these prejudices to survive in a country that prides itself on moral integrity. It would seem some things never change- and judging by the comments on this board- we may never truly be equal in the eyes of the white man. It’s but a sad commentary of how racism continues to thrive just under the surface of Middle America.

Posted at 6:05PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Michael Gibson

44. Never had a white guy, But based upon the black men that I have slept with, they were all in the "little wee wee committee". I guess the boyfriends I had, had white in their blood. LOL

Posted at 6:17PM on Oct 7th 2008 by MJ

45. But the "nags" Smell to high heaven!!

Posted at 7:12PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Yes Um!!!

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