Celebrity Justice
David Crosby -- Lowe Nanny Liked It Big and Black

David Crosby claims the only thing bigger than Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young was the genitalia Rob Lowe's nanny coveted.
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In a declaration filed in the case of Laura Boyce -- the former Lowe nanny who claims she was sexually harassed -- Crosby claims he went to Hawaii last year and spent some time with the Lowes and Boyce. He claims during the trip, Boyce "stated on several occasions that she only dates 'black guys' because of their 'c**ks.'"

Crosby adds, "Laura Boyce was open about her personal life and dating preferences and freely discussed that in front of my wife and me."

In another declaration, Heather Melchiori, another friend of the Lowes, says last year, while having lunch with Sheryl Lowe, "Laura began bragging about the size of her boyfriend's penis. Laura said that her boyfriend was an African American athlete." She added that Laura bragged that "her boyfriend's penis was 'the second largest black c**k in the NBA.'" And for good measure, Melchiori adds it was so big, Laura "had to wear a 'life saver' so that his penis didn't 'rip her p***y apart."

Crosby's first solo album was called "If I Could Only Remember My Name."

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46. These people are all so GROSS!

Posted at 7:44PM on Oct 7th 2008 by mickeylou@adelphia.net

47. #45...exactly you make my point its a prejudice, or stereotype. Again, the black man hangeth more than the white man but the white man groweth more than the black men. In the end, its all the same. No difference in the end.

Posted at 8:15PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Laura

48. Crosy-funny.
Will type this backwards, my boss is looking at me.
I evah neeb htiw lla ecar fo nem. i ekil etihw nem and small ******
kcalb nem is gib nad and I don't like it.

Posted at 10:34PM on Oct 7th 2008 by blackandwhitegirl

49. To the FUNNIEST Female Comic:
LISA LAMPANELLI.............sounds like Christmas might come a liitle early this year!!!

Posted at 6:59AM on Oct 8th 2008 by Braindamaged2too

50. ditto, whats a life saver?

Posted at 2:34AM on Oct 8th 2008 by Kate

51. SOME PEOPLE SHOULD BECAREFUL, BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE SAVE THE MESSAGES WHERE THE CROSBYS OFFERED LAURA A JOB, GREAT "FRIENDS", SHE COULDNT HAVE BEEN THAT BAD....

Posted at 3:14PM on Oct 8th 2008 by hmmm

52. HA HA this is funny...i personally do not give about size...its all about hw they work it...

Posted at 7:25AM on Oct 8th 2008 by moniqueca

53. Big dycks are so 70's, it's all about how they move it. Personally, I prefer an average one over a big one anyday.

Posted at 9:52AM on Oct 8th 2008 by Mjacks

54. OMG...I dont need you commenting on what I say....I really dont give a damn what you like! I have my opinion and you have yours...Move on!!

Posted at 10:11AM on Oct 8th 2008 by Sandra

55. And for the people that say black people smell...get a life! Must have been the ones you dealt with!!

Posted at 10:20AM on Oct 8th 2008 by Sandra

56. Hilarious. #9 it's actually true. I would not touch a black guy because I don't want a piece of crap being shoved into my vaj (no offense to them, lots of girls like it and I have a bunch of black friends who are not offended by my feelings) but I have heard a few very open women talking about their experiences with black c*ck. Italian guys have the smallest!

Posted at 10:50AM on Oct 8th 2008 by Z

57. Why do you call it a piece of crap?? That is being offensive!!

Posted at 11:23AM on Oct 8th 2008 by Sandra

58. In response to Gramps comment: "The only white chicks running off to be with black dudes are fat-assed trailer trash whores. They don't mind the smell."

You definitley are an old gramp with a closed mind. I find what you said very offensive and probably just a result of inner resentment and jealousy. I am a college educated, well off, skinny woman who is in a happy, commited, interracial relationship with a black man. And what smell are you talking about? Whatever it is, I'm sure it's not nearly as bad as the smell of dirty old man! Go to hell..I can't wait for the day that all of you racist a**holes finally die off!

OBAMA/BIDEN '08!!!

Posted at 1:40PM on Oct 8th 2008 by Lisa T.

59. I would like to say that you people make me sick I can't believe that the Lowe's would stoop to levels they are, they are the one's and only one's who have lies and secret's that need to be covered up. And asking people too lie about Sheryl's sick and evil lifestyle. The only thing I can say is the truth will come out and Boyce will WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lowe's will loose. TRUTH HURTS ROB AND SHERYL HOW DO YOU SLEEP AND NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WOULD THINK FIRST BEFORE LIE AGAIN THE TRUTH COMES OUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ROB AND SHERYL

Posted at 6:11PM on Oct 8th 2008 by the facts

60. PUT THAT SHOTGUN DOWN AND STEP AWAY FROM THAT LADY! ignorant tool.

Posted at 7:27PM on Oct 8th 2008 by couplewords

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