Erection '08 -- Alba Ad Invokes Change in Sex Life

An election ad featuring Jessica Alba wrapped in bondage tape was supposed to turn people on to voting. It ended up just turning a whole lotta people on. Freaky deaky style.

The ad was for "Declare Yourself," and a stylist for the PSA decided their message was best conveyed by muting Jess with bondage tape from JT's Stockroom.

If the ad inspired people to register to vote, we don't know. What we do know: People started showing up at Stockroom's store -- with the Alba ads in hand -- asking for the reusable, sticks-to-itself, I-like-my-sex-with-a-side-of-violence black tape.

The safe word is "economy."



Tags: bondage tape, BondageTape, jessica alba, JessicaAlba

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1. This is why I have nothing to do with HOLLYWOOD... Will you actors SHUT UP... and keep your views to yourselves..

Posted at 2:54PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Here we GO!

2. first fools!

Posted at 2:59PM on Oct 7th 2008 by TOOL

3. This line of ads featuring Alba are all repugnant, stupid and sleazy. How desperate is she that she would allow herself to be protrayed this way? These ads weren't clever, they were cheap and over the top.

Posted at 2:56PM on Oct 7th 2008 by jack

4. Why does she appear naked?

Posted at 2:59PM on Oct 7th 2008 by muffy

5. What an intentionally stupid ad. It would NEVER suggest the inability to express one's views in a serious context. It looks fetish because some clown thought that would be HOT! Oh, man....

Posted at 5:29PM on Oct 7th 2008 by R.Zimmerman

6. Why does she appear naked?

Posted at 3:00PM on Oct 7th 2008 by muffy

7. I mean 5th!!

Posted at 3:00PM on Oct 7th 2008 by TOOL

8. 1. This is why I have nothing to do with HOLLYWOOD... Will you actors SHUT UP... and keep your views to yourselves..

Posted at 2:54PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Here we GO!
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And yet you make countless posts on a website dedicated to coverage of Hollywood celebrities.

Posted at 3:11PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Hello

9. She can pretend she is an actress in these ads. Some serious EMOTING, tee hee. For anyone who has seen her movies, obviously she is a better EMOTER than actress.

Posted at 3:19PM on Oct 7th 2008 by jack

10. Ah, how cute. She must think she is a big activist to wrap herself in tape to "inspire" us poor plebians to go vote. Wow, what a social impact she's having...

Posted at 3:35PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Amanda

11. I am completely appalled at the context of this ad. It proves once again how many in Hollywood are devoid of moral character.

Posted at 3:42PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Cindy

12. JESSICA PLEASE JUST GO AWAY NOW

Posted at 3:58PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Enough

13. That is an extremely stupid ad not to mention in very bad taaste. I agree with the point she's trying to make but I can't imagine how anyone thought that was going to help. Whoever came up with that campaign should be fired and possibly the company as well.

Go Sox

Posted at 4:00PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Baseball Junkie

14. She is so beautiful, but I'm sick of America entertaining the idea of voting however a celebrity votes. Matt Damon don't speak for me!!!!

Posted at 4:06PM on Oct 7th 2008 by WP!!!!!

15. I cant stand Alba so to see her mouth taped up like this puts a smile on my face. She's a bitch with nothing nice to say, always crabby, always a snob, so ha ha ha, I love this look on her. well past do!

Posted at 4:10PM on Oct 7th 2008 by so glad

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