Erection '08 -- Alba Ad Invokes Change in Sex Life

An election ad featuring Jessica Alba wrapped in bondage tape was supposed to turn people on to voting. It ended up just turning a whole lotta people on. Freaky deaky style.

The ad was for "Declare Yourself," and a stylist for the PSA decided their message was best conveyed by muting Jess with bondage tape from JT's Stockroom.

If the ad inspired people to register to vote, we don't know. What we do know: People started showing up at Stockroom's store -- with the Alba ads in hand -- asking for the reusable, sticks-to-itself, I-like-my-sex-with-a-side-of-violence black tape.

The safe word is "economy."



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31. McCain/PALIN 08''

Posted at 9:52PM on Oct 7th 2008 by osama barrack hussein

32. "a stylist for the PSA decided their message was best conveyed by muting Jess with bondage tape from JT's Stockroom"

what does JT have to do with Jessica Alba? Justin Timberlake is dating Jessica Biel NOT Jessica Alba.

Posted at 10:53PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Melanie

33. OMG....fabulous!!!
Did they get the tape at Pleasure Chest on Santa Monica Blvd???

Posted at 10:58PM on Oct 7th 2008 by noli

34. Jessica wants us to register and vote to hopefully change the bad things happening in our country. Pay attention, girl!They don't care what we want. And by the way, your ads are stupid.

Posted at 11:57PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Alexa

35. And like they didn't think of that when they did this pic. It was the first thing my hubby said within seconds of him seeing it.

Posted at 12:10AM on Oct 8th 2008 by WoW Kareawynna

36. YES! I LOVE SEEING JESSICA LIKE THAT!! NOW TELL HER TO BEND OVER SO I CAN SPANK THEN TAP DAT A**!!!

Posted at 12:42AM on Oct 8th 2008 by NOBODY YOU KNOW

37. I've seen these ads before.

there's one where She also is wearing a hannibal lector mask, and one where Christina appelgate has her mouth sewn shut, and one where Andre 3000 has a bowtie in his mouth...

wait... what?

Why are all the women violently silenced, and the guy has a bowtie in his mouth?

Me Thinks Hollywood has a problem with women.

Posted at 1:11PM on Oct 8th 2008 by Mayu

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