Jacko -- Last Comic Standing

1. Hmm..... those kids look like the fruit of MJ's loins to you? I think there was a mixup in the surrogacy lab.

Posted at 1:36PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Genes

2. I remember when Michael Jackson used to be a black man. Now he's just an agorophobic white chick with a fake nose.

Posted at 1:39PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Jendms

3. I feel so sorry for those kids. Michael Jackson does not even have enough sense to get some serious pschological help. I for one have always doubted that he is the father but no matter. It will be interesting to see how they continue to grow up with such a mess of a man.

Posted at 1:49PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Rosie

4. Enough with the kid photo's isn't it bad enough they have to be in public with their clown father

Posted at 1:43PM on Oct 7th 2008 by ANdy

5. My bet is when his kids grow up they will write a very interesting book about being raised by a nut case.

Posted at 1:43PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Beach girl

6. Straight jacket anyone??

Posted at 1:43PM on Oct 7th 2008 by tkennedy

7. Those kids look wayyyy too skinny. I hope MJ isn't projecting his own neurosis on those kids and not feeding them enough.

Posted at 2:00PM on Oct 7th 2008 by cita

8. those kids aint black!...come on!

Posted at 1:56PM on Oct 7th 2008 by la dani

9. Those kids are not Michael's biological kids.
He bleached his black skin.(vitiligo my ass)
He hates been black so much that he could not use his own sperm.
Those kids are not his.
I hope someone get their DNA to prove it once and for all.
That man has serious issues about his color.

Posted at 1:59PM on Oct 7th 2008 by just saying

10. Maybe he found a surgeon to fix that god awful nose. Seems like every time he's seen in surgical masks it's because of plastic surgery. Here's hoping there's a sort of normal nose under that thing. His kids are very good looking. And who knows that he is a bad parent. We're awfully cruel to this guy it's become a national past time. And that's sad.

Posted at 2:03PM on Oct 7th 2008 by PSJ

11. They look like normal kids to me.

And the kids are mixed dumbasses, of course they don't look like black folks.

Posted at 2:09PM on Oct 7th 2008 by jgCase

12. and you think Tom Cruiz is weird? Lawd have mercy on these poor kids.

Posted at 3:09PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Gin

13. I have extremely bad for those children, all 3 of them seem too afraid to move or touch anything....dang I bring my nephew to a comic shop and he touches everything and anything.

Why why why why why does he have a right to these kids??? He does NOT seem fit what so ever to be a parent......dang Britney is a better Momma than this Freak!!! and I DONT CARE how many records he's sold...He's a FREAK

Posted at 2:10PM on Oct 7th 2008 by JJ

14. How sad for these kids. And really, it doesn't matter whose dna they have. They need to be raised in a normal setting. And is that a little boy w/hair down to his waist?

Posted at 2:18PM on Oct 7th 2008 by Gia

15. His daughter is scary skinny. Look at her arm! Her head isn't even in proportion to her body.

Posted at 2:18PM on Oct 7th 2008 by min